wazoo

There is a respectable split among vernacularists whether "wazoo" applies to one's rump or one's porker. Ample weight for both definitions. See the delightful example below for both possible interpretations -- tuchus and ding-dong.

"How's your Father?
How's your Mother?
How's your charming sister Sue?
And, speaking of your family, how's your old Wazoo?"

by Madriaga October 9, 2003

Screaming out the wazoo

to expel profuse amounts of gas over a short period of time.

Those chili dogs aren't treating me well. I have been screaming out the wazoo all night.

by Fillyp June 4, 2010

WALOOP

Very bad! So bad no one can say anything.

Omg that kid james and his friends Noah is so WALOOP

by Huhedcuch December 2, 2020

Mullet Wazompski

The Love child of Sully and Mike Wazowski. He has a Mullet

"Did you see Mullet Wazompski over there?"
"Yeah, he's so cool!"

by Romcyclator May 25, 2021

Sucked the big wazoo

A verb phrase used only in moments of great passion, when something happened in the past that is so inexplicably awful, mere words do not suffice to explain how bad it was.

The Chicago Cubs sucked the big wazoo for over a hundred years.

by groberto78 April 28, 2017

wazoo

the "fourth" hole

Yeah I want to shove a stick up his wazoo!

by anon987987654123 June 21, 2011

Wazoo

A prophylactic that is placed on scrotum/testes during intercourse.

Mary: "So how did it go with John last night?"

Caroline: "The sex was amazing, but his spermisized wazoo caused a disgusting rash on my taint."

by Concubine Courtney March 5, 2010