Watties 

description of impressive, perhaps awe inspiring breasts on a woman.

pair of breasts strole past
Tommy: WATTIES!

Watties by NblockYork March 9, 2010

Turtle Warting 

when someone turtle warts they become all mardy after having a really good day

we just got back from the great gig, it was 10 o' clock and david had just started turtle warting

Turtle Warting by George Peasant May 21, 2008

Kept you waiting, huh? 

Snake is keeping you waiting, huh? You can't wait any longer. But he continues to keep you waiting, huh?

Where's Snake? I don't know. Probably kept you waiting, huh?

Kept you waiting, huh? by TheBananaFactory September 11, 2020

Desk wetting 

Desk wetting is the process of relieving yourself at your desk, usually to mark territory.

MasterYodaStarWars11: Hey what are you doing, John?
JohnTheMeme0_0: Im desk wetting obviously. I don't want you to come near my precious internet memes.

Desk wetting by Mr_Seasons November 16, 2017

wasting time 

what I spend 90% of my "work" day doing......how many people, do you suppose, actually work at their job? How many actually earn a paycheck? I certainly don't. I'm not proud of it. It's pathetic, in fact. Thank God for sites like this that can keep me amused for hours.

Five minutes after I arrive at work, I can commence wasting time.

wasting time by fuckface October 14, 2003

booty call waiting 

(noun) When the person you are sleeping with enters into a relationship with someone else and you have to wait for it to end in order to continue having sex with them.

She found herself a man, and I got put on booty call waiting.

booty call waiting by Big MAC w/ special sauce aka Al Havanother December 25, 2007

Wettin' your whistle before reffing the big game 

Doing a little predrinking before arriving to a larger social event.

it's cool, just wettin' your whistle before reffing the big game.

Wettin' your whistle before reffing the big game by The happy dancer June 14, 2010