russian watch switch

when you pick up a russian chick and you see she got a nice watch so you take her back home a stick her watch up your asshole and when she asks for her watch back you give you your watch and keep her watch in your asshole for at least another 7 and a half hours.

Dave: damn girl you be looking thick *notices her watch*
Katia: thank you, BT Dubs im russian
Dave: letssss gooooooooooooo
Katia: wanna smash
Dave: Aight
*they go back to Dave's house*
Dave: lets get right into it
Katia: *takes clothes off*
Dave: *takes his clothes off and bends her over and has rough coitus*
Katia: OOOOOOooooOOOooOOOoOOooOOo that feels QUITE EXQUISITE
Dave:* pulls a sneaky and steals her watch and shoves it up his butt*
*5 hours later*
Katia: that was really nice can i have my watch back
Dave: no
*the next day*
Bill: whats up dave
Dave: i pretty good mate i just did a russian watch switch with this chick last night
bill:bro thats sick can i check out dat waych
Dave: aight *shows him the watch

by hfarbjhfbgrjhgur June 17, 2021

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witch's fart

the smell of a low quality lager

When I opened up that bottle of Hite, it smelled like a witch's fart.

by aishibai February 9, 2014

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Witch’s Heart

Witch's Heart is an adventure game by IZ (BLUE STAR Entertainment) made in RPG Maker 2000. It's a story-focused game with occasional action elements. While playing up in the mountains, Claire Elford finds herself taking shelter from the rain in a mansion.

Person A: HEY DID YOU PLAY WITCH’S HEART YET?
Person B: YES !! ITS CURRENTLY MY FAVOURITE GAME

by Nekociel August 25, 2021

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