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Wasabi Orgasm

The kick you get when consuming too much wasabi. The feeling starts with a kick in the nose and spreads through your body until you start feeling comfortably numb.
After adding too much wasabi to the sushi, Tina left this world for a few seconds while she was having an extreme wasabi orgasm.
by Muppeter January 21, 2009
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Uni Wooni Wasabi

The name you give as your own when ordering chinese food to receive the unsolicited 20% "family discount".
Hello, I'd like too place an order for delivery please... Yes the name is Uni Wooni Wasabi... Wink wink
by lo mein lover January 14, 2011
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Wasabi Nigger

Tyler: "Hello Herbert."

Herbert: "Wasabi nigger."
by Harold Fitzpatrick November 9, 2010
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wasabi

An informal greeting uttered by Opie (young Ron Howard) during his Hip Hop phase when addressing Aunt Bee on The Andy Griffith Show.
"Wasabi, I'm back from goobers, is dad home yet?
by notachurchman February 3, 2013
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Wasabibotomy

That epic moment of pain induced clarity that comes when you incinerate one or both sinuses but eating waaaaayyyy too much wasabi. That lancing, searing level of pain that make it feel like you just had a hot poker jammed into your frontal lobe, makes you cry and in extreme cases may cause a momentary lapse into Turret's like symptoms of facial ticks and random swearing.
While sitting at sushi bar, I accidentally gave myself a Wasabibotomy and had to apologize to the staff and parents for crying like a girl and cursing like a sailor.
by Spartacus O'niell May 13, 2011
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wasabi burn

When you ingest to much wasabi to quickly and it runs through your nasal passages and tear ducts in a quick burning manour and makes it feel like your sinuses and nostrils are on fire.
Ouch! I ate to much wasabi and I have wasabi burn!
by AirMtb April 9, 2015
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wasabi steamer

The Wasabi Steamer is a close-cousin to the Cleveland Steamer, but with a specific location and additional act. The Wasabi Steamer must be performed in a sushi bar. There must also be a generous application of wasabi paste directly to the anus of the performer prior to laying down the steamer.
When you visit Japan don't expect to see many Wasabi Steamers. They are reserved for very special occasions.
by DaisyGalaxies February 25, 2021
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