warranty burn

When your technogadgetry breaks shortly after the warranty has expired.

Apple charged me $80 to fix my iPhone. I've got a warranty burn.

by Loochness September 4, 2013

Death Warrant

The act of punching someone in the chest and back with your fists simultaneously.

Coined by D Mellum circa 1998

You mess with my friends and I’m gonna serve you up a death warrant

by Lupusthunder April 13, 2022

extended warranty

i would like to speak to you about your car's extended warranty

"hi i would like to speak about your car's extended warranty"

by notarealperson111 July 30, 2021

Blue Warrant

The use of pre-revocation warrants for the arrest of offenders who have violated a condition of parole.

Yeah you, reading this, with your Blue Warrant, you can't hide, we're gonna find you!

by 1-800-CRIMETV September 26, 2006

warrant

1. An invitation to immediately be detained by law enforcement.
2. A term that also means a reasoning factor.

Why do i have a funny feeling about a warrant?
Does someone we know have a warrant?
What warrants the feeling of secrecy and lies in every aspect of ones life?

by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

Self arrest Warrant

A legal document you may issue for the purpose of placing yourself under arrest and judging yourself not fit for any public duty. This places you in the custody of a private authority not subject to federal oversite. This measure should be taken when a lawless society is created by Democratic Crime Reduction.

The Government offered me a public office position so I could have the same immunities as they do and screw people over without repercussions, but I have been deemed unfit for public duty. I am in the custody of my creator who helped me execute a Self Arrest Warrant.

by Spiritual-Master February 19, 2022

No Knock Warrant

When a woman is taking it from behind from a male(usually a law enforcement officer but can be a male of any profession) in an aggressive fashion and the male's penis unexpectedly and forcibly enters the back door(anus/butthole) with out warning.

Girl 1: "Why are you walking funny?"

Girl 2: I met this cop at the bar last night. He started fucking my from behind and next thing I know he executed a No Knock Warrant. I've been walking funny ever since."

by Huntbig March 25, 2022