Where one does not engage in masterbation because they believe they will not have enough time to get a quality jerk in. However the expected time is wildly underestimated and they could have wanked in the aforementioned time frame.
DUDE 1: "Man I could have masterbated last night, but I thought my parents would get home. But then they took 2 hours longer than I thought!"
DUDE 2: "What a wasted wankertunnity brah!"
DUDE 2: "What a wasted wankertunnity brah!"
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by Stephen Mangan September 15, 2003
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Could be an intense vocation, but given the chemicals exuded some light aromatic compounds and toiletries ought to be provided.
Would make a really entertaining Olympic medal, in a private sort of way.
Sorry that was wankish or is it wankerish?
Could be an intense vocation, but given the chemicals exuded some light aromatic compounds and toiletries ought to be provided.
Would make a really entertaining Olympic medal, in a private sort of way.
Sorry that was wankish or is it wankerish?
Looking back on the amount of possible recorded telephone calls that some company maybe did to help improve their service, once my eardrums had been re-calibrated due to the volume of the piped phone music and after my third attempt to press the most suitable options availble, all of which were crap, sorry unsuitable, I decided that either I had been or they should be condemned to wankerdom.
by antonilegrand December 28, 2005
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describes one who is characteristic of a wanker.
*also used as slang to describe someone who is being a moron.
describes one who is characteristic of a wanker.
*also used as slang to describe someone who is being a moron.
by pantelones quesos July 2, 2004
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"A week in Ibiza nowadays is like hanging out in wankerdom"
"I here by name you the Earl of Wankerdom"
"A week in Ibiza nowadays is like hanging out in wankerdom"
"I here by name you the Earl of Wankerdom"
by Holly February 16, 2005
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