Wankstain

An adequately sloppy, foul person. Not to be confused with the sexual context of "wank" no matter how abhorrently crude.

You know Richard? He inhaled all the cheese dip at the party last night.
Why wouldn't I know that wankstain? He makes a goddamn mess of shit.

by caterminology June 21, 2017

Wankbank

A special part of the brain that males have to retain images of things that are likely to aid them in masturbation later on.

Person 1: "Omg, that girl is fit. Check out her boobs."

Person 2: "Yup, that's in the wankbank."

Person 2 then continues to use the image later on to masturbate in private.

by IWantYourChuff101 June 30, 2008

wankstain

"love juice", semen, sperm, cum; all of these on a surface causing a stain.

Usually used for an insult to someone annoying.

Shut up you fucking wankstain!

by The ORIGINAL Grammer Nazi May 24, 2007

wankstain

A wankstain is a person who was formed when his father came on the matress after knocking one out and whos mother just happened to roll over.
A stain on the matress of society

You're such a fucking wankstain

by James Dryden June 10, 2007

wankstain

1 little stain resulted from WANK, may be found on the inside of jock's.

2 an idiot

geez lynton's such a freaking wankstain,
or- shit, is that a wankstain on the crutch of his pants??? ewww

by sarah kennedy May 5, 2004

hankerin for some wankerin

an urge to jerk off

seeing my cousin's sweet bouncing boobies gave me a hankerin for some wankerin

by pickles mcdoody April 2, 2010

Wankering

When a hand job is given within an hour of someone having a wank.

Mary gave Dave a wankering after he finished unloading over a new video uploaded to PornHub

by DeepFeelings January 31, 2016