Lankadank 

1. A man with flailing arms and legs
2. Someone who runs like they have something shoved up their ass

"Hey did you see him run?",

"Yeah he looked like A lankadank" or"oh hey there's that lankadank Blake"

Lankadank by Sunlitsadness April 4, 2015

WankTank

Mike Brown

Mike's a WankTank

WankTank by Gus-Gus May 9, 2003

wankalonka 

a tall blond that sucks off a midget.

The wankalanka went to the fair and straigt to the freak show.

wankalonka by Joe Momma November 5, 2003

b-dankadank 

A big pussy, particularly one with a big toe (camel toe), visible through heavy clothing.

That ho has one monster b-dankadank!

b-dankadank by Hi-C April 17, 2006

Wanktankerous 

A combo of Wanker and canktackerous. Explicitly used to describe British douche bag musicians.

Noel Gallagher is wanktankerous.

Wanktankerous by FogeyTron November 4, 2011

Wankadonk 

A term used to define only the smartest funniest and most handsome individuals. This name is usually assigned randomly and is a great honor. The people in a “wankadonk’s” life are usually jealous of how awesome they are. They normally also have gargantuan biceps and great hair

Wow paul is such a wankadonk he’s the coolest guy I know!

Wankadonk by Reputablesourceofinformation July 12, 2021

Wankadonk 

A term used to define only the smartest funniest and most handsome individuals. They usually have great hair and huge biceps. The people in a wankadonk’s life are usually jealous of how awesome they are

Wow paul is so cool and he can shred the guitar and look damn fine doin it to! What a wankadonk look at those biceps!

Wankadonk by Reputablesourceofinformation July 12, 2021