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wankathon

An endurance wanking event, where by the wankee must complete 260,000 strokes strokes in the fastest time possible. It is a real achievemnt to finish a wankathon, as drop outs are common. Compettors suffer from friction related burns and penile chaff.
It is important that you time your finish and that you don't run out of juice before the end.
So, what is the take home message? Well it's not the cumming first, its the taking shaking of you part that counts.
The London Wankathon
The New York Wankathon
The Olympic Wankathon
by Finesilver January 11, 2005
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Wamika

The most sweetest, prettiest and kindest person you'll ever meet. Even though she hides her feelings most of the time, she'll never let any bad news she hears affect anyone. You can tell her anything and she won't judge. You would be lucky to have a Wamika in your life.
Boy: I need a Wamika
Girl: No hun she's wayy too good for you
by hellopanda3618 September 16, 2020
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Wankatorium

An usually plush and technicality advanced facility constructed with sole purpose of Masterbation !
65inch TV, 4 PC's, chipped up broadband, disco ball, beer fridge, futon, garage calendars, 100+ terrabytes, and 12 bog rolls .......now that's a Wankatorium!
by Lewcou September 2, 2018
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wankatron

that guy tommy is a real wankatron
by tobeus August 29, 2003
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Wania

She is the prettiest, funniest, and most warm hearted person you will ever see. Her name itself is so unique and nice. She befriends anyone and bonds with them quickly. She always notices if someone is down and she treats everyone so well even if she isn’t. She is always there a person to talk to or share anything at all. Never disappoints in making your day. I am so grateful for her and luv u sm wania <3 inshallah your gonna find all your happiness you deserve very soon.
Person 1: Who is Wania?
J: Wania is my best friend
by Joya432 November 26, 2021
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wankademic

A name used to identify a member of the academic community whose sole existence is driven not by enlightening humanity, but instead by making themselves look better through the crafting of convenient theories and nice-sounding models. In other words, academic masturbation.
"You read that article by Dervin? Yeah, she's a real wankademic."
by gaberdine January 31, 2005
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Wankasaurus

An entity with a slight resemblance to a ghost. Appears to be in the act of "wanking". Having only one arm, it's known to make the brave giggle and the weak cower in fear.
Dude, last night when I was walking home, I swear I saw a wankasaurus hiding in the woods! I was terrified!
by ThatGuyWho... September 25, 2010
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