wanger

1. A person who wrongly thinks that they are well endowed.
2. Another word for penis

1. Dax is such a wanger
2. He thinks he's got a big wanger

by sly234 April 21, 2006

Wanger

a person who's only occupation in life is to call me a skag'ed

Ben Gatford

by Rob Thomson February 6, 2004

wanger

a terrible terrible person an actual piece of sh*t some one who is a mega boomer and a normie

when someone does something thats really annoying and stupid

me: *gets killed by a claymore in call of duty modern warfare

also me: WHAT A WANGER!

by Minecraft.epic.gamer November 26, 2019

wanger

the words-word and anger put together.if you ever feel like cussing and can’t just tell wanted in substitute for any word

WANGER I DROOPED MY PENCIL

by geniuses love urban December 9, 2019

Wanger

A wanger is a long plastic object that that has a handle and holds balls one at a time. You use it when in a large open space to lob/wang/project balls across said open space. This is also know as a fly ball or ball handler, it is a dog toy that helps you throw your balls more distance that by hand washing/throwing your balls.

Oí mate, gimme the wanger ya dweeb.

by Iguggiuiug November 16, 2021

Wanger

Bristol hospo industry colloquialism for c'caine. Originates from the x-factor contestant, 'wagner'. For reasons unknown, even to the originators. WBCP gang.

'Can anyone get more wanger, maybe we go crossroads?'- Monday 8am.

by WBCP GANG March 11, 2022

Wanger

Doing a shot of your favourite liquor out of a used condom

Hey baby want to do a wanger ill cum in the condom you grab the fireball

by Wanger man January 27, 2023