Wang chung

When someone indecisive annoys someone trying to make plans.

"Where's Mike?"

"No idea, Isabelle is wang chung"

by abgeschiedene October 27, 2021

Wang Chung

Newest internet challenge where naked men run through town, trying to hit, or Chung, people with their penis, or Wang.

Mark: everyone get naked, time to Wang Chung tonight

Billy: Our video is sure to go viral.
Joe: What'd you do?
Jim: A bunch of us decided to Wang Chung thru town.
Bob: What's Wang Chung?
Larry: That’s where you get naked and run through town trying to hit someone with your wang.

Anyone want to Wang Chung tonight?

No way, it's too cold.

by Lostboy813 September 16, 2022

Wang Chung

A placeholder verb referring to an action or state implied by the speaker but not explicitly stated. Often used in situations where a minority of a larger group finds the ambiguity comical at the expense of everyone else's good time.

"My wang's gonna be fully chunged at the function tonight, if you know what I mean brothers" 😏

"You guys wanna grab some sodas and wang chung by the ol' swimming hole?"

by Pod Rick July 23, 2024

Wang Chung

A verb covertly referring to the search for gold or gay sex with your buddies.

"You guys wanna grab some sodas and wang chung by the ol' swimming hole tonight?"

"I'm about to wang chung in these there hills all night long!"

by Pod Rick July 23, 2024

wang-chung

When ur done taking a crap and you wipe from back to front and doodoo is still present.

Dude, i have a serious case of "wang-chung".

by Jacques Rabe August 4, 2007

Wang Chung It

roll a joint. no more, no less.

Boy 1: Yo, you wanna smoke a bowl?
Boy 2: Nah dude, I don't have one on me, I just got Zig Zags.
Boy 1: Alright yo. We'll just have to wang chung it then.

by Pensky April 30, 2006

Wang-Chung Ratio

A mathematical relationship between the potential amounts of pleasure versus competition in any given point in space-time, as denoted by the ratio of male participants to female participants, or more precisely, penises (wangs) to vaginas (chungs). The lower the wang-chung ratio the higher probability that a given social event will be successful.

Jim: Dude, let's go on chatroulette and talk to some hot girls.
Bob: No way, the wang-chung ratio on chatroulette is like 10,000 to 1.

by Cuntsquid June 5, 2010