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A person that is very responsible. He has luck with money and people. A wande flows well with both sex and has a good sense of humour. He plays too much. When he likes a girl, he likes her a lot.
See that dude over there? He's such a wande!
wande by Ellanita March 20, 2017

The Wanders 

Imagine this senario:
You assertively walk into another room, you are focused, you have a purpose. People stop and stare because they can see you are not taking silver; small animals scurry with fervour away from your approaching footsteps; the clock ticks one last time....
You enter the room, you have reached your destination, the treasure is almost within your grasp; you can almost taste it, you want it oh so bad.
But then...
You have absolutely no idea what you were looking for or why you got off of your hot arse in the first place.

You retrace your steps; try ever so hard to remember what you were even doing, and just keep drawing blanks.
You have just experienced 'The Wanders'
Sandy: What are you looking for Bella?
Bella: Huh?
Sandy: Fair enough
Bella: Sorry boganface, just got the wanders
Sandy: It happens; maybe if you smoke a few Jades you will remember what the fuck you were looking for
Bella: Nah, i got it now; have you seen my lilac dolphin dildo?
Sandy: Ummm... yeah, Im keeping it warm for you
Bella: You are a sick fuck Sandy; definately time for treasure now
The Wanders by Luke Warm October 21, 2008

floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer 

derived from Potter Puppet Pals, this is one of the grave "wizard swears"...it joins the large category of insults which question a guy's manhood
I'd never go out with that floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer!
To be pulled aside from a security check point for a closer inspection, usually with a hand held metal detector.
Larry: Dude, check out that punk chick with all the piercings.

Jimmy: Oh crap, don't get behind her, she'll get wanded for sure!
wanded by MaximumBob February 4, 2009
A trusted guy by a lot of people
Likes to get girls everytime
professional in everything he does and never goes back on his words
He is amazing he must be called Wandel
Wandel by That one 420 November 7, 2019

floppy wanded dementor buggerer 

A male wizard, with erectile dysfunction, who can only get a thrill through anally penetrating a dementor.
That floppy wanded dementor buggerer couldn't get aroused at the sight of hermione's tits.