Walnut

This is when the male homo sapien ejaculates on his vertical room divider. He will have accomplished a fulfilled a wallnut.

AAHHUHHUH...damn man i just walnutted

by jabeki February 08, 2020

Walnut

When you jerk off in a Walmart and you bust a nut.

Jeff, "Bro I just had a walnut dude"
Bob, "What the absolute fuck".

by BigRussian December 17, 2018

the walnut

when you take the ball sacks skin and squeeze it together in your hand to make it wrinkly like a "walnut"

you-josh come here and help me with my computer
josh-ok what tha fuck
you-got cha with the walnut!

by austin w. August 13, 2007

WALNUT

A Walnut is a cunt who is just a cunt and will say cunty things because hes a cunt

*your doing there own thing*
*Walnut enters room and flip table and throws your stuff on the floor*
Walnut: *autistic Screeching*
John: Fuck off Walnut

by Antiseve November 08, 2017

Walnut

When you nut in the middle of Walmart.

Jeff: Man I just had the most satisfying Walnut, in the home décor department.

Blake: Dude, wtf?

by 5nak November 17, 2018

Walnut

A Walnut is a term used to mean an absolutely stunning girl reputed to be great in bed. A Walnut is usually spotted by her fantastic looks and long flowing hair.

"Wow! Did you see her?"
"Yes I had her last night! Definitely a Walnut!"

by Joe Ginge January 12, 2009

walnuts

dilated veins hanging out of your turd hole that hurt real bad. hemorrhoids.

"Man, I gotta sit on this frikkin' donut thing cuz these walnuts are hangin' out my ass."

by corn master October 03, 2002