Waltman

A person who somehow ruins everything…. it will make a mess, it will take your sister or girlfriend without thinking twice, it will drink all your beer, it will eat all your food, it will not pay bills, it will never make a good decision, it will crash cars, it will spend your money, it will fall in love in 5 minutes and follow a girl around the world, it wont hold a job for more than 2 weeks, it will refuse to ware underwear, it will smoke 13-22 heat missiles in a 12 hour span of time, it will have 10 Rudy’s a day, and sucks at fifa……… all in all great to have around

It's waltmans fault.... or how was your night? well waltman was there so very interesting.or god dam it waltman

by mr moo232310 May 1, 2008

walkmanopause

A phase where you're pissed because your mp3 won't work properly. Symptoms include "heat flashes" of the player from charging the battery, migraines over trying to get the thing to turn on, depression because you can't listen to your jams, sleep disturbances because you can't use it to drown out roommates, etc.

(is not limited to Sony Walkmans)

A: Hey what's wrong B?

B: I'm mad because my mp3 player won't work right anymore! >:-(

C: How long have you had it?

B: About a year and a half.

A & C: Oh yeah, it's walkmanopause, get a new one!

by Papa Fortune February 26, 2010

Wildman

Takes it up the arse. Sometimes he believes in dressing up in full military gear and doing a helicopter with his knob hanging out. Great guy.

Rory Baxter, head boy of the High School of Dundee.

by Quijybo November 14, 2003

Wildman

A man or women with a penis who regularly completely risky activities both sexually and non sexually. If the person does not take these risks regularly enough they are demoted to regular man.

Bill your a wildman I cant believe you actually ate out that really fat chick, while eating multiple hotdogs upsidedown.

by Sammy Pollack July 29, 2009

wallman

A man with a shit filled head licking a wall with a garden Hose.

Wow that douche is a wallman

by Duck! October 3, 2014

Pulled a wildman

When someone gets scared or extremely excited and soils their underwear. Analogous to having the shit scared out of you.

1) That was so exciting that I pulled a wildman!

2) That was so frightening that I pulled a wildman...need to go home and change my underwear.

scared shitless

shit scared out of you

scare the shit out of you

by bdubalicious October 28, 2013

walmands

A deadly disease caused by eating walnuts and almonds that are candied, at the same time. Few people survive.

Walmands
= mixtures of nuts candied can create the disease and it is highly contagious.

by The Infected August 13, 2012