nakeboarding

The act of wakeboarding naked.

Dave needed some attention so he pulled his shorts down and went nakeboarding for a while.

by Nakeboarder September 8, 2005

waterboarding

When you ejaculate on a person's face, and the cum-shot ends up going up their nostrils, making it temporarily difficult for him or her to breathe through their nose. The reference is to the torture technique in which a victim is placed on a downwards sloping board, and water is poured into his or her's nostrils, simulating the sensation of drowning.

"Man, I just wanted to cum on her face, but I ended up waterboarding her instead."

"You can cum on my face, but don't waterboard me."

by G8tto Fabul0so March 25, 2010

waterboarding

A form of torture which simulates drowning by placing a sheet of cloth over one's face and pouring water over it. The wet cloth makes is impossible to breathe through. This tactic is used by the U.S. interrogators and others when dealing with suspected terrorists and other detainees.

The Marine was left with no choice but to induce waterboarding when interrogating his detainee.

by GuitarkidUSCG June 26, 2007

Waterboarding

When a girl sits on a guy's face and smothers him in her arousal to the point of him drowning, her juices flowing into his mouth and nasal passages, emulating the process of waterboarding.

Her juices dripped into his waiting mouth as she positioned her sopping cunt over his face. He groaned in agonizing satisfaction as she waterboarded him in her love.

Guy 1: So what did you do last night, bro ?

Guy 2: Took a girl home and did some waterboarding. My brain cells are still recovering from the oxygen deficiency.

by Squidslimer December 10, 2016

WarBoards

1. Scenery used for table top miniature battles. 2. Equipment sold as a unit for playing table top games, namely miniature scenery.

WarBoards are a Trademark of Guard Tower Games for its modular scenery that is used for a variety of war games

by Kevin Amico June 11, 2006

Waterboarding

When a man is about to ejaculate and right before he does he closes the nostrils of the girl, before blowing his load deep in the back of her throat, giving the sensation of drowning.

Damn! Becky broke up with David after he was waterboarding her last night man!

by bigtimetimmY May 15, 2018

Waterboarding the One-Eyed Iraqi

Torturous masturbation. You can't make waterboarding illegal now.

Torture is alive and well in the USA with all those soldiers waterboarding the one-eyed Iraqi.

by kevinsan2001 December 29, 2007