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Watery Cunt

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A person who is easily offended by wind ups and jokes, thinking they are being picked on or others are mean to them. This often results in a huff or cry.
They can also be excessively nice to others, this may seem false, especially if done to acquaintances.
Oh God Vicki stop whinging about what Crystal said, it was a joke. You are being a watery cunt.
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Why is Lucy being so nice to me, I hardly know her. I have no idea Nina, she is such a watery cunt.
by MM - it's not for everyone August 12, 2015
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A term for confusion, usually by multiple technical terms being thrown at someone, or by a torrent of complicated sums being forced upon someone.

Originated from the Mitchell and Webb sketch 'Numberwang' which is a spoof on nonsensical ridiculous mathematical gameshows.
"Aperture is relative to shutter speed, but ISO ratings can alter both of the previous to high of lower values depending on which way it is adjusted, along with increasing or reducing grain"

"WTF?! Total wangery!"
by Ade B February 13, 2009
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An Australian term that refers to ones inability to harden up.

To be a "Watery Arse" is to be someone who is coward, a person lacking of something important or to be missing a sack.

Watery Ass is a way of saying that person goes to water and is an Australian Insult.
Example 1:
Robbo: 'Do you know if Stevo ask Beryl out?"
Jono: 'Nah mate, hes a watery arse!"

Example 2:
Group *singing*: 'Shot, Shot, Shot, Shot...'
Bloke: 'Nah mate, I have to drive'
Blokes Mate: 'Fucking watery arse'

Example 3:
Browny: 'Did you hear that sly c**t pinched Smithy's Mrs and legged it?'
Red: ' not suprised mate, that bloke has always been a watery arse'
by Jaanaism March 16, 2018
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A Mullens wager

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A wager placed usually on sports in which there is absolutely no chance in hell of winning.

When a dozy shite places a bet he has no chance of winning. The result is the same dozy shite placing repeated bets with the same person over again in a double or nothing fashion just to lose again. doing this has coined the phrase "Mulligan" over the years, originating as "Mullen-again!!" and evolving into the more modern, and easier to pronounce "mulligan"

It is rumoured to have come from a compulsive gambler, and avid golfer from the south of Ireland named Mullen, as the mulligan is a common term in golf
Dozy Shite: "Hey Tim do you want to go double or quits on tonites game?"

Tim: "Sure, beer always tastes better when its bought with your money."

Travis: "You never win Dozy Shite!!! why are you betting him again? Thats such a mullens wager!!!"

Dozy Shite: "I'LL BOX YER EARS OFF WITH ONE MORE WORD TRAV!!!"

All but the Dozy Shite: Diabolicly laughing MWAHAHAHA!!!!
by Dozy Shite May 17, 2011
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Adj.
A bowel movement beginning as a solid production, but turns violently into liquid just before finishing.
Man, after a hard night of drinking at that bachelor party in Vegas, I got stuck with a watery ending! I needed two courtesy flushes!
by L'Reig November 11, 2004
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Dager The Wager

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Noun - Dager is the peasant of the peasants. He has suicidal thoughts constantly, and thus is a drama queen. He makes a big deal of the little things and is constantly rejected. He bothers everyone but hates to be bothered.
"Dager The Wager, dont do it" His friends say.

"I have to, yesterday the little kids rejected me"
Dager tries to kill himself but doesn't succeed due to his stupidness.
by yet nuts January 26, 2018
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