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Wafting Chuck

While in a hungover state a person sits up while leaning back on the couch to get a sip of water, after having farted, and the smell is so raunchy it causes that person to vomit in their own lap. Usually compared to the bottled scent of a blue waffle.
" Dude, John drank too much Jager last night and gave himself a wafting chuck, now he's cleaning the mess."
by Marydoyouwanna June 3, 2013
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Woffing Vagina

When a girl opens her legs and the smell from her vagina saturates the room.
she had a woffing vagina when she spread open her legs.
by Hotdog Xansabar September 24, 2016
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Wafting

When someone tells you that there is tea but they don't spill it. They just let you catch a little bit of the scent. You're aware of the existence of the tea but you don't know the details.
"Yo, some tea happened today sis but I can't spill"
"Why bother wafting then?"
by we.been.wafted November 4, 2019
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Fanny Waffting

A niche dance move, that most frequently follows the slut drop, in which one waves ones hands seductively from one's pubic bone outwards in a fanning motion - as if to waft one's pheromones onto unsuspecting prey.
The slut drop moves seamlessly into fanny waffting.

Check out that bitche'z fanny waffting.
by Bitchez'n'hoez February 3, 2014
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waffling

To utilize extraordinary means to gain something of value by defeating a poorly designed system run by a badly managed entity.
I've been waffling eBay all night, and all I've gotten was a god damn High School Musical 3 DVD!!!!
by phonic December 17, 2008
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waffling

unsure about something - debating between choices or ideas
He was waffling over what to order from the menu
by Chris August 28, 2004
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waffling

To be unsure of an issue. To have your opinion change constantly.
Jim: I think all babies should be aborted. No wait, thats murder! On the other hand, shouldn't it be the decision of the mother depensing on the circumstances?

Jack: Stop waffling, or I'll kick you in the balls.

Jim: Fine, we'll abort all babies.

Jack: Now your talking!
by Shai August 22, 2004
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