futter-wacking

1. An improvized dance move, named after the dance performed by the Mad Hatter in "Alice In Wonderland".

Rozanna and Jacquelyn got their futter-wacking on, on the dance floor last night, after a couple of shots of Patron.

by azupsman March 6, 2010

Salad Wacking

when you jerk off someone that’s mentally challenged

‘Did you see what happened old people’s home yesterday? One of the nurses was caught salad wacking Mr Johnson!’

by retarded salad January 27, 2021

Bush Wacking

A very outdoorsy person, who spends most of his time out on nature walks, but then experiences a sudden burst of hornyness, so then resorts to finding the nearest bush and masturbating in it. Bush wackers generally use the closest and largest leaf to emit, or wipe up, any unwanted man goop.

Jamal: "hey Sampson! we've been hiking for hours, i say we take a break to session up some bush wacking."
Sampson: "yea dawg, im down ive a had side pipe for hours."
Jamal: "i dunno about you but ive been eyeing up that crevice in that mossy piece of bark over there"

by jolust June 11, 2006

willy wacking

When two men sword fight with their penis.

I saw people Willy wacking in the room.

by A black nigger that likes KFC May 16, 2017

Weed-Wacking

When a male continuously waves his penis over and through a female's bushy pubic hair.

Ian: My girl hasnt shaved in weeks, and she wonders why we dont have sex.

Kyle:Try weed-wacking, she might think its hot.

by srg_turtle June 8, 2009

weed wacking

Action that is requested by one's marital partner, or close friend, to carry out; this action is revolting because it involves the visual exposure, and handling, of one's extremely hairy bodily parts; this action is usually performed to relieve one's self of heat exhaustion from having a tremendous amount of hair.

In order to be able to fit into his tuxedo, libraty had invited his wife to a morning of weed wacking his back.

by The Angry Azian May 22, 2009

anal bush wacking

A ritual that involves the slapping of an object, generally penis shaped, onto the arse cheeks of a woman, or man, with a hairy arsehole.
The object, generally penis shaped, has to be in contact with the hair on every slap.

Ronald, do you remember that time you went anal bush wacking with Linda?

by The real Frizzledick July 7, 2016