Thrashing Wumpus

1. Thrashing Wumpus - Magic The Gathering - Tap 1 Swamp: Thrashing Wumpus deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

2. Thrashing Wumpus - Sex move - After fucking your girl in the ass she lets out a succession of fart noises creating the noise a Thrashing Wumpus would make.

1. Young wumpuses are malevolent and vicious - but they grow out of it.

2. Dude! I drew a Thrashing Wumpus last night; my girl's ass was all like "Wump wump wump wump"!

by [e-mail] October 1, 2010

snuggy wumpus

Cuddly wumpus, any person, place, animal or thing that fits the bill ie.

1. Loved one

2. Comfy bed

3. My dog Cosmo

4. Fur coat
Something that readily qualifies as irrisitable to the touch with merely the anticipation of how soft it may be. Cuddly, comfy, cozy, warm and inviting.

1. The snuggy wumpus is elusive, a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, a buried treasure a golden egg laying goose. Those who seek the snuggy wumpus do not always find, those who have found the snuggy wumpus do not always recognize it. 2. My snuggy wumpus has teeth, and claws but that is insignificant to compared to how soft he is and his ability to nuzzle. 3. Being the creature of comfort that I am, I forever seek the snuggiest of wumpuses .

by Wordley Lamarr October 20, 2017

Wet Wumpus

When you say someone is “wet wumpus” it is the highest ranking complement in our language. Calling someone a wet wumpus means you truly appreciate them and by calling them that it shows they mean the world to you

Boris: just had a pit noodle and a wank
You: you are not wet wumpus go back to monkey school

by Wet Wumpus August 20, 2022

hoodoo-wumpus

A voodoo curse that is placed on a person.

He put a hoodoo-wumpus on the guy that stole his big screen TV.

by wrdmkr August 8, 2006

Cocky-Wampus

Something that is messed up or disorganized.

The bed sheets are cocky-wampus

by MeepAttack August 13, 2012

caddy wampus

not straight, not square, not level, i.e. "crooked"

Those wingnuts that framed the house were stupid and now the walls and floor are all caddy wampus

by littlekicker November 2, 2009

Whumpus

No one is completely sure what Whumpus truly is, all we know is that it will never be located. It's the missing piece of the puzzle that is our known universe.

"do you think this store's got whumpus on their shelves?"

"Mannnnnnn, ain't nobody got whumpus."

by Efroom August 16, 2017