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T.B.S.D.T.I.T.W 

Acronym:
The Best Service Desk Technician In The World

A very rare and special service desk technician who not only can solve any problem given to him/her but does so in a unique way that makes the knob/twat/C-Level who created the call feel like it wasn't all their fault in the first place (but we all know it was).
Yo Mitch, that bitch from sales was actually happy with you slapping her down for not knowning to right-click on the folder, you T.B.S.D.T.I.T.W
T.B.S.D.T.I.T.W by mwalker April 29, 2020
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I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

F.M.L.S.W.A.D. 

to be completely in all ways screwed and in trouble. NOOOOO hope. The act of failing miserably with no chance to make up for your actions. actual meaning for acronym is fuck my life sideways with a dildo.
ur mom walks in on u having sex ur life is over so this would be a "F.M.L.S.W.A.D."moment.
F.M.L.S.W.A.D. by fmlsawd man! July 27, 2010
Dude, I s.w.e.d.! Do you?
S.W.E.D by Corrine S.W.E.D March 15, 2007
S.W.A.D. is an acronym for various meanings.

Examples are such as:
- Squad Without A Dick
-Secretly We Are Dicks
-Sex Without A Dick

and so on.

Most meanings are associated with groups of people that are viewed negatively by the public, usually because of their lack of common sense.

And also because they're a pile of dicks.

It could also be known as a really bad sex position that only the S.W.A.D.s enjoy.
Eg 1 - Joe: Man, did you know Mark's a S.W.A.D.?
Eg 2- You can tell from afar that Joel's group is a S.W.A.D.
Eg 3 - Did you know Joshua pulled a S.W.A.D. on me in bed last night? What a freak.
S.W.A.D by bobsandvegane April 20, 2018

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m 

When you're so ridiculously bored, you decide to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, but with the letters spaced out. This is one of the final stages of a unnamed human being's boredom / procrastination. Now, i know why your're reading this, you typed it in, so enjoy finishing that 2000 word essay over the next 12 hours before it's due!
Ah, fuck it, I'm so bored I might as well just type q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m in to my unnamed search engine to see what happens