Vuvuzela 

Cancer.

Allow me to demonstrate my proficiency as a mouth breather, by exhaling into my vuvuleza for 90 minutes.

Hey, do you also feel like being a human mosquito today?

Yep! That's why I brought my vuvuzela! Also, I'm famished. You gonna eat the rest of that battery acid?

Vuvuzela by Actualfootballfan June 16, 2018

Vuvuzela 

Swarm of bees that was constantly playing during the 2010 World Cup... oh, it's also an " instrument " played by South Africans. Extremely annoying, and hopefully baned before the next World Cup.

Person 1: I tried to watch the World Cup, but all i could hear was a swarm of bees!
Person 2: You mean all those Vuvuzela's?
Person 1: What's that...?

Person 2: It's a South African "instrument".

Vuvuzela by DragonTamer2345 June 19, 2010

Vuvuzela 

The argument that socialism is unviable just because Venezuela failed. This can also include equivocation of ideologies as disparate as anarcho-communism, social democracy, and Stalinism.

"You want Venezuela!"

"Holy shit not the vuvuzela argument again"

Vuvuzela by Sitbear February 10, 2021

Vuvuzela 

Annoying and noisy stadium horn commonly used during the 2010 World Cup games in South Africa. In slang, this means an ANNOYING and/or noisy person. A general jackass.

"That Rajon Rondo was such a vuvuzela at the game against the Lakers tonight."

OR

A: "Why did you guys break up?" B: "OMG. He would not shut the eff up, he was a straight vuvuzela. I was trying to watch Sex and the City!"

Vuvuzela by fuckyoubuddy June 16, 2010

rusty vuvuzela 

like the rusty trombone only difference is its performed during the world cup

after spain's world cup win i was saddened wit the fact i gotta wait 4 more years til my next rusty vuvuzela

rusty vuvuzela by sj_007 July 13, 2010

Vuvuzela 

To initially like something and think it's funny but only to find it annoying as hell within a few short moments. Finally, the annoyance to be taken up by worlds population and dominate the world for years...

Vuvuzela

Vuvuzela by Awesome Gooner July 4, 2010

Vuvuzela Lips 

"Vuvuzela lips" is actually being used by doctors to describe the swollen, bee-stung look of frequent users of the vuvuzela.

The actual condition is not fun to have, but this term can be applied to anyone with big lips, natural or collagen-injected.

Also a nickname for Angelina Jolie or Mick Jagger.

Go look up DSL as well.

A: "Hey you, I got something for your vuvuzela lips."

B:"It better be ointment."

(In this case A's pick up line has been shot down due to B's lack of interest and ACTUAL vuvuzela lip condition. B's not feeling sexy. Otherwise this line is brilliant.)

OR

During a Pyramid game show, the answer is THE ROLLING STONES. A: "Band with vuvuzela lips as lead singer." B: "The Rolling Stones!" C: "That was the fastest clue/response EVER! Congratulations."

ALL THANKS TO THE BELOVED WORLD CUP HORN.

Vuvuzela Lips by fuckyoubuddy June 19, 2010