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-U.S.A.'s weapon of mass deception towards those who'd rather not choose a candidate they disagree with. If Hitler and Stalin ran for president some voters would choose Hitler because he's a more dynamic speaker and killed fewer people.
-A process in which, if you don't participate, you are considered unpatriotic, lazy, ignorant, apathetic, and morally unsound despite the fact that voting for a candidate isn't a black or white issue.
-an illusion of power to the people
-something that Chingy, Puff Daddy, Christina Aguilera tell you it's imperative to do (but don't do themselves), and by not telling for whom you should vote they've rendered their arguments inane.
a-I'm not going to vote.
b-WHAT? it's your duty to vote!
a-How is it my right and my duty at the same time?
b-if you don't vote you have no right to complain
a-last time I checked, if you don't vote for a candidate you have every right to complain if they mess up!
b-You need to get out there and vote...make a difference!
a-Okay, who should I vote for?
b-I'm not going to make that choice for you...vote for who you want, but get out there and vote.
a-If it's imperative for me to vote then you must tell me for whom I should vote. If it doesn't matter who I vote for then it doesn't matter if I vote. Voting itself has no inherent value. Ignorant and apathetic nonvoters are better than ignorant and apathetic voters!
by jellybene November 3, 2004
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voting in Florida

1.) a phrase emphasizing the lack of recognition one may get for doing a certain thing

2.) a useless activity
Ace: I spent all day on WoW farming titanium ore.

Gary: Yikes, really? So you've been voting in Florida all day while I've been at work? Nice, thanks...

Ace: Well, you may have made 120 real-life dollars, but I've made over 4k gold! So, suck it.
by jbushido August 31, 2010
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Voting on Urban Dictionary

Whenever you make a word on UD, a group of people volunteer to vote your word/phrase in. For example, this.
Volunteer 1: Omg this word is awesome!

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Volunteer 1: I love voting on urban dictionary!
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vinings

nexus of city of atlanta and suburban cobb county, thus making it an "unincorporated" area and not subject to property taxes. a sort of geo-political lacunae home to a dense cross-section of upper-middle class to upper class white families and yuppies from a spectrum of ethnicity.

notable breeding ground for northwest atlanta Bo-Bo and Prep culture.

where white people live that attend Campbell.

to wear a baseball cap that has been consciously mutilated by riding over it in a jeep wagoneer or on a cannondale mountain bike.
"Beau is fitted up in a UVA hat, Chacos and an LL Bean flannel; I didn't realize he was from Vinings."

"Marie Clare is kinda skinny but lives in Vinings. So you know her mom's still a dime piece."

"Willy's was closed, so we just got lit and astrotraveled around Vinings for a minute."
by enkidoo November 11, 2007
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VPNing

Working remotely or working from home. Connecting over an encrypted channel to an office network to be able to work remotely. Taken from "Virtual Private Network".
I couldn't make it into work today so I am VPNing.
by DaveG00 January 28, 2009
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vining

similar to spooning, but instead the two people wrap/intertwine their legs and arms like vines would
We were spooning last night and it led to vining
by ljenkins July 4, 2011
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red vining

When 2 homosexual males intertwine their penises together similar to the snakes on the medical symbol.
Barry and Todd were red vining and they made a knot by accident. Thankfully Harold helped them get untangled.
by Canavja December 5, 2012
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