virtual STD

A computer virus contracted shortly after viewing internet pornography.

I had to reformat my hard drive because my pervy ass dad got a virtual STD.

by The Karma Fairy April 8, 2004

virtual intimacy

souls touching without speaking

We I read what you wrote it's like kissing the nape of your neck, wrapping our fingers together, seeing you though we are apart, in splendid virtual intimacy.

by Emily Christine June 2, 2007

Virtual Peeality

-When you are using virtual reality goggles/headset, and you ferociously piss yourself.

"Mommy, I had a virtual Peeality accident."
"God Damnit child!"

by Dalbert144 April 10, 2017

virtual space

an area in virtual reality perceived by users to be a place you can move around in

made popular originally by games like Doom and Unreal, and books by writers like William Gibson (Neuromancer) and Neal Stephenson (SnowCrash)

if the virtual space is large enough, whole houses, cities, continents, planets can be defined and built, and usually a user can travel around and interact with all parts of that virtual space

In SnowCrash, Hiro built his house on the main drag of the Metaverse - a personal virtual space within a shared virtual space. When you entered his virtual house, it expanded inside to a virtual space many times larger than the outside would suggest. You can do that with virtual spaces.

or

"Hey dude! Get your virtual ass out of my virtual space! Or I'll frag your sorry ass!"

by dsimms January 16, 2008

Virtual relationship

A relationship where people are not physically present but communicate exclusively using online, texting, or other electronic communication devise.

They have a virtual relationship because they don’t speak to each other in real life. They text each other during school and chat in the evenings online, but when they see each other at band practice they don't say a word to each other.

by Paula E November 22, 2011

virtual food

Imaginary food that, were it real, would be sent virtually from one friend to another, ie. via email.

JohnSTAR says:
God, I'm hungry.

(L) Sally says:
I has ice cream :3

JohnSTAR says:
:( sendplz?

(L) Sally says:
*sends*

JohnSTAR says:
Yay, virtual food!

by Alex7 November 29, 2007

virtual colonoscopy

A one-on-one meeting with a supervisor who exhibits particularly severe micro-managerial tendencies. Unlike a real colonoscopy, a virtual colonoscopy is generally performed without the benefit of a sedative or pain medication, thus resulting in considerable psychological trauma post-procedure.

1. Hey Bill, I gotta run off to see my manager. It's time for my weekly virtual colonoscopy (VC).

2. Boy, my virtual colonoscopy was even worse than usual this week.

by Sailor613 September 19, 2009