Swavesey village collage

A shit school that is supposed to be good but is full of snakes, snitches and wanna be roadmen. The teachers act like they are on crack and get off on giving students detentions. The headteacher has an ankle fetish because he cares more about what socks your wearing than your education. Year 7ns think they are hard, year 8s act depressed, year 9ns are slags, year 10ns are boring and year 11ns are actually depressed. Welcome to 5 years of hell and retarded cunts :)

Swavesey village collage is a shite school

by Dingdongweenee October 16, 2019

Village Idiot

See George W Bush.

In 1555, Nostradamus wrote:
Come the millennium, month 12, in the home of greatest power, the village idiot will come forth to be acclaimed the leader.

by Stoneur August 7, 2003

villain arc

Time where someone bounces back from a tragic event in their life, most commonly used for guys going to the gym after a break up.

Have you seen Jim lately? He’s been in his villain arc at the gym recently after he broke up with Katie.

by Yungnoodledrip May 23, 2022

villa joseph marie

private school in holland pa hottest girls who are down for anything know how to have a good time very hard school but they make the guys very hard

thise girls from villa joseph marie know how to have a good time

by bigbootyem October 5, 2017

villager news

The news that we can trust.

"Villager number 14 is on the scene."
*insert theme here* villager news

by notarealperson111 January 14, 2021

spillage in the village

the occurrence of a bodily emission below the waist when one's underwear and/or pants are still being worn, involving either unine or semen.

"I tried to get to the bathroom as fast as I could when I had to take that leak but no dice...spillage in the village, just outside the door!"

"That hot stripper gave me such an awesome lap dance that the inevitable spillage in the village happened before the song was even over!"

by Bungalow Bill February 2, 2008

Villaging

To defeat, demoralize, and destroy the opposition in a Sporting arena. Traditionally Village league Cricket.

Thats some mighty fine Villaging going on there
Top Villaging, (insert name)
Well Villaged

by Stirling October 29, 2007