a very smelly and stinky monkey that no one really gives two fucks about. he likes ms Wilson and loves watching Peppa pig with her at lunchtime.
ms Wilson - do you want to come to my class at lunch

Vicente - yes i think there is a new episode of Peppa out
by buluke May 10, 2022
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Can be one of the nicest people you meet or one of the biggest assholes you come across. Sarcasm is his second language. Can be dangerous when crossed but will be an amazing friend if you get past the asshole exterior.
Vicente is weird, he’s either you’re best friend or worst enemy.
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what is this feeling? love? no way” “I miss Vicente” “girl get over him you will find someone better”
by jaegerist March 29, 2022
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a weird ass motherfucker who is way too cocky and is a dumbass
look at vicente he’s such a dumbass.
by levisgf February 12, 2022
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vicente is so bald, mr. clean. literally mr clean!! get catch some hair!
Oh my it’s me clean

Vicente: it’s me
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His name probably means hot as fuck, he might be the only one able to make you cum and has a huge dick.

Hotter when has dark brown hair AND eyes, he's also very funny and will pay attention to you, so he's probably the best boyfriend you could have.
Find yourself a vicente ASAP
X: what where you doing last night? You didn't answer any of my calls
You: sorry I was having the best sex of my life with a Vicente
by Big tiddy jhon November 24, 2021
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He has light green eyes and porcelain skin, the most beautiful person you have ever seen. His personality, mixed with his gorgeous face and banging body create a specimen you thought you had only met in your dreams. He is honest, caring and has an amazing sense of humor that can make the most serious person spark a laugh. Having his company will make you feel the luckiest because he creates an ambient of comfort, nothing is tense with him. He will feel empty sometimes but when he meets his soulmate who will be obviously fighting to be with him, I mean, of course, he will always have her by his side. She will have an intense personality and will be crazy and dumb just like him.
I want Vicente to bone me every second of my life.

You can’t look at Vicente because his crazy girlfriend will kill you.

Vicente has the most delicious cock.

Vicente is perfect for me.

Vicente is going to be my husband.
by Vicenteswife November 23, 2021
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