Vibrator

<noun>
1) The reason she has a headache.
2) Straight men's worst enemy.
3) A phallic object which vibrates, primarily used to hand women an easy orgasm.

1)
JESSIE: "I have a headache, dear."
JAMES: "... Bitch."
2)
JAMES: "You were in the bathroom a long time, oh well let's get down!"
JESSIE: "I don't feel like it any more."
JAMES: "... Bitch."
3)
JAMES: "How about tonight then?"
JESSIE: "I'm using a vibrator James, I don't need you anymore."
JAMES: "... Bitch."

by Stuart Fletcher January 17, 2005

amish vibrator

riding on a bicycle over a rocky terrane to get yourself off

"Gloria refused to get off of her bicycle. I think she was giving herself an amish vibrator"

by the head pipeliner September 9, 2006

vibrator

Guys worst enemy.

Man, that chick wanted to bang but my mom rolled up so she went home to her fucking vibrator.

by Jim Segal April 23, 2003

how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass?

The last thing LxmonPeyton said in a snapchat roleplay

"how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass?" -LxmonPeyton

by LxmonSage July 3, 2021

Vibrato slut

A person who sings or plays any form of music that can have vibrato, and adds a lot of vibrato to their playing to make it sound better to hide how bad they suck, because that is all they know how to do.

Woah, look at her play the violin, it sounds so good
No, she sucks. All she is is a vibrato slut.

by Someone_abcdefg November 28, 2007

Florida Vibrator

When you are hitting it in the seat and she farts.

Man I was going to town on the seat and my girl gave me a Florida Vibrator.!

by assajjventress January 29, 2016

Good Vibrations

The phrase "Good Vibrations" has a huge misconception, and people think there's some sort of mystical elements to it. Others think it's completely stupid to say that since they're too stupid to even understand the metaphor. "Good Vibrations" are simply a reference to the brain waves that make you feel good and less anxious. It's a fact that what brain waves are active in our brain effect our mood.

This shit is dope!!! man, I'm just chilling, and these are good vibrations!!!!

by BoomBap247 March 9, 2022