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vertical gifted

Being vertical gifted means that everyone shorter than you will look up to you (especially if you’re between 6’2 - 6’6), like the god that you are, just to embrace your uniqueness.

All the girls want them, all the guys want to be them. Anything taller than that makes you a unique freak of nature.

*This definition was created by the 6’5 feet gang*
Sam: I hate being short sometimes

Jon: Can’t related! I’m glad that I’m vertical gifted! I was send from the heavens.

Sam: … stfu
by Finn Gerbangh December 14, 2021
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Vartika

The most loving person you'll ever meet. Resilient, strong, powerful, soft, gorgeous, idiot all in the right proportions. Might be a bit overthinker. Makes you feel special. Cuddly like a teddy.

Scared easily, even by dogs. Sleeps a lot. But she cute as hell. You could feel safe and vulnerable both with her. She makes you open up and she opens up to you. Changes you for a better you. Trustworthy person. Her eyes are the most beautiful thing you can ever see. She looks into your eyes and stares down your soul.

Don't you ever let her go.
I'll find me a Vartika to love.
by idiot_lolu November 14, 2022
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vertical smile

A woman's Vagina. Called a smile since there are two labia or lips just like a face.
I'd like to kiss that vertical smile any time.
by wickers February 12, 2008
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Vertical anus

When an anus is used so much hole becomes vertical. The asshole will resemble a coffee bean as it will normally be darkened and swollen if its vertical.
Dan: "You won't believe how good his ass was!"
Adam: "what? Was it a vertical anus?"
by Wowwastaken May 1, 2019
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Vartika

Lives on gossip. Asks too many questions but the most supportive friend one can ask for.
Friend: I want to take a dump
Vartika: Why? Where? When? How? With whom?
by MS_P July 1, 2019
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vertical stripe

Air Force slang for the vagina. One vertical stripe outranks all horizontal stripes.
You may have four stripes, but she's got tits and the vertical stripe, so she outranks you.
by AngryAirman September 23, 2005
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vertical ham sandwich

A rather subtle, tasteful substitution for the word vagina.
"If she doesn't close her legs soon that vertical ham sandwich is gonna be eaten right up"
by schh March 28, 2009
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