vert

most handsome boy on this fucking planet

vert is daddy

by asdkpl,fpiea,mepk,SD November 30, 2022

Vert der Ferk

The Swedish Chef coined translation of W.T.F., appropriate for incognito cursing around small children, marionettes, puppets or on television. It’s use is frowned upon in IKEA where Swedish vernacular is commonplace.

IKEA: “we’re ert of der meatballs.”
Me: “Vert der Ferk! You think I’m here for furniture?”
IKEA: “gert ert.”

by Bonehead September 7, 2021

vert der ferk

Swedish Meatball for What The Fuck?!?

Vert der ferk !!!!?!?? MOM ! Why would you flush my sack of fine China white heroin??

by R00T B33R October 6, 2020

vert-jock

1. n. a shirt with the sleeves removed by means of cutting or ripping.
2. v. to remove a shirt's sleeves by cutting or ripping.

1. Maddog thought that Skunkeye was too thin to wear a vert-jock.
2. On the first day of summer, to celebrate I short my pants and vert-jock my shirt.

by sheldorama August 17, 2006

Vert skater

Going down ramps like a re re not knowing any tricks but being able to drop in

Tatum is a vert skater

by Ur dad lesbian March 17, 2018

Vert da ferk

What the fuck

Vert da ferk is steve doing

by Vert da ferk June 29, 2020

vert-x

The best Fucken place ever fucken built in the history of building anything.It was the place to be any time of the day,any time of the night.You could go there and have a skate and your troubles would be gone and your thaughts would be clear.You could meet new peopel and learn new tricks and have he time of your night.After having a skate here you would feel so good about yourself.It was the best skatepark ever built and had the best locals and the best Fucken everything.
R.I.P

Tommo:Oi Ben man vert-x shuy down man.
Ben:...............
Tommo:did you here me man
Ben:...............
Tommo:oi ben lad
Ben:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY HOME IS GOOOOONE

by Darren Thomson May 10, 2005