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Vermont Special

A sexual act of submerging one's swollen ball sack into a freshly tapped vat of 100% pure Vermont Maple Syrup and (while still retaining a firm erection) inserting the aforementioned syrup encrusted ballsack into your sexual partner's mouth. The partner (lying face up on the love-making surface of one's choosing) proceeds to caress the ball sack with their tongue making sure to feel every wrinkle on the sack and leaving no syrup behind. The ballsack is to be completely enveloped by the womans mouth and sucked on in a similar fashion to a lollipop. A maple blowjob is then given while wearing a Bernie Sanders mask.
My wife was so horny last night so I decided to show her the Vermont Special. Afterwords I found spiles in every maple tree in our neighborhood. She insisted on making her own maple syrup for the next time.
by Everybody Hurts May 8, 2018
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varron

An amazingly long penis, typically over 14 inches.
I was so happy when I saw he had a varron.
by chizzazzle January 3, 2008
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verbocious

one who is extremely verbal, but not annoyingly so. One who talks a lot, but you don't want to strangle.
That girl at the party was extremely verbocious; I like her!
by alaska girl 99833 July 17, 2010
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Verbose boot

1. When a Mac (or Linux) user boots his/her computer in verbose boot mode. Like iDevice verbosity, except a bit less-filled with crap on the screen, and more juicy info. Mac users, hold down Command (/Apple) + V, Linux users, remove the -splash flag from your kernel boot string.(through the bootloader)

2. When after you've jailbroken (See jailbreaking your iDevice you use redsn0w to set it to verbose boot, so you can watch your iDevice load all it's settings and fuctions while it loads. Or, for debugging if something goes wrong and it won't boot. Highly useful.

Quite amusing, or even scary at times for friends.
Person 1: *walks into room and sees Person 2's Mac verbose booting*
Person 1: Whoah wtf omg what happened to your computer!?
Person 2: It's a verbose boot.

-- Example #2 --

Apple Customer *has device jailbroken*
Apple Store Rep: ..Ok, so what's wrong with it?
Apple Customer: It won't boot
Apple Rep: Well then let me take a look at it. *Presses power button and screen is filled with verbose text*
Apple Rep *gives the customer a weird expression* o_O
by The Macbroker August 3, 2011
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Verbose Retardation

n. The case in which you are not aware of what the fuck is happening due to people using too big of words.
I experienced a total case of verbose retardation during that college lecture
by PingPongPowPan January 9, 2012
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Verbose

The one language that will make your English teacher shit her pants
Teacher: Did you do your homework?

Student: yes the homosapien that wrote or spoke about this current line of text you read did do something or multiple things that the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death or not have the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death I possess, known as homework

Teacher: fucking verbose
by Colieeno March 5, 2020
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Vermont turn-around

Based on the Green Mountain form of a U-turn, which is when you pull your car past a street, throw it in reverse and back down the street. Then enable your turn signal (because you’re not an Masshole) and pull out going the other direction.

As a sexual act, it’s pretty straight forward. Or straight backward, really. It’s when a girl (preferably of the green mountain variety, because girls from VT are known to be hot AF) walks past a dude. Stops in her tracks, and throws that ass in reverse towards said green mountain boy. Backs it up until she’s right on his Dakin Farm summer sausage. She then proceeds to ride him like a Morgan horse while feeding him Cabot cheddar cheese and/or Ben & Jerry’s. At climax, he shoots his 100% pure maple syrup into her homemade apple pie. She gets up and walks in the opposite direction towards some dope fall foliage.
“Jenny came over last night and gave me a Vermont turn-around. Girls from Burlington are straight up freaks man.”
by Nifs September 12, 2020
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