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Varmint

Any animal, usually from a fox sized animal or smaller, that causes destruction to property. Most likely to be squirrels, raccoons, rabbits, and groundhogs.

Also look at critter.
That varmint keeps eatin' up all our garden.


or


My cattle can't be breakin' their legs in that varmints holes.
by PG94 January 13, 2009
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vermin

a worthless piece of shit. much like a scumbag but if you are vermin, you do not give a shit about anything. you do what you want, and you do not care who it effects.
"That kid is complete vermin"

"The lift line at Mountain Creek has an abundance of vermin in it"
by Johnny_X April 3, 2008
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vermonter

People from the state of Vermont. True Vermonters have been living in Vermont for at least seven generations. Does not include lame New Jerseyite/Connecticut/Massachusett transplants and annoying out-of-stater UVM students. real Vermonters are not hippies. Real Vermonters hose tourists and laugh at them when they gawk at leaves.
"That kid is throwing green apples at those Jerseyites. She must be a Real Vermonter."
"My Great Grandmother x 8 generations came to Vermont from Wales. I'm a Real Vermonter."
by ch1ckad33 June 16, 2007
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vermin

a small idiotic, worthless and disease infested animal that steals food and multiplies at incredibly annoying rates.
Tom better stop chasing those vermin or he's gonna get really really sick.
by Anonymous October 22, 2003
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vermont

mountain, ice cream, winding roads, moose, and pure beauty. a truely nice, but way too rural state
look at the great Vermont sceneary
by StatesDude March 31, 2004
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University of Vermont

The finest institute in the great state of Vermont. Who knew that out of a population of almost 10,000, nearly 9,997 students are Phish fans. Known as Groovy UV, hippies reign freely and the 70's will never die. A great place to party and hit the slopes.. what could be better?
Dude, wanna roll a j then hit the slopes? I go to UVM.

The most kick ass school; the University of Vermont.
by ilovermont January 10, 2005
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Vermont Teddy Bear

A deviant sexual act where the penetrator has intercourse with a partner who keeps their underwear on. If the partner is a woman, granny panties are used. If the partner is male, tighty whities are used. In the act, very little effort is made to clear the underwear from the desired orifice. Most prefer to force their way through the underwear or, in their lustful thrusts, to stuff the underwear into the partner, not unlike stuffing a plush toy.
Jacqueline totally pegged Scuba Steve's onion booty last night and gave him a wicked Vermont Teddy Bear on the Canadian Refrigerator in front of Rick Santorum's house. He's gonna be walking wrong for a week, bruh.
by Thudder March 1, 2013
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