A good looking male that loves / will talk to someone grandma and put your dog in a head lock
Gives soul snatching sex
Gives soul snatching sex
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velente • valente • valentean • valenteen • velenje • Velonte • valenteer • Valentendonitis • Valenterrible • Valente’d
A homossexual breed found usually in Santa Maria da Feira.
A Valente is a assumed super gay, and is a short dick man.
A Valente is a assumed super gay, and is a short dick man.
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valenteen. VALENTEEN IS SOMEONE YOU WILL NEVER MEET TWICE. i’ve witnessed this woman burp, fart, and eat simultaneously. i’ve seen this thing try to communicate with me through her EYES. there is no one else in the world that will play charades instead of speak. valenteen calls everyone an NPC but has a calendar. valenteen’s mom likes me more than her so i think it may have affected her emotionally. valenteen’s life is a real life domino affect and once something goes wrong it all goes wrong. all she ever does is come to my house, wake me up, take her daily shit in my toilet, and then tell me about guys she thinks are butt fucking ugly. aside, valenteen is my best friend and i appreciate our friendship very much. if it wasn’t for val i’d be very bored and would have ended up with a toxic friend.
“where is valenteen?”
me: oh she’s probably rotting away in her room rn but you can leave me a message for her”
me: oh she’s probably rotting away in her room rn but you can leave me a message for her”
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Get the valenteen mug.Velenje is the 5th biggest city in Slovenia. It has a nice view of ˝gasers˝. (That is the people who wear famous brands-Nike, Adidas, Puma. They are most likely to be Bosnians, Macedonians, and Albanians. There is a big chance of them having gangs and electric scooters. They will most likely be at Mercator or McDonald's). Based on the day, it could look like a really depressing city like Jesenice or a somewhat mildly beautiful city. If you'd like to visit the city I suggest only staying in museums. *Based on real experience*
Luka: Hey. I heard we're going to Velenje. Isn't that awesome?
Mike: Aw damn. That city is full of them gasers. You can't even eat anything nice.
Luka: I mean we could stick to museums. And maybe we could eat pizza at Mercator.
Mike: First of all, the gasers are there and they will threaten you, and second thing the pizza isn't even that good.
Luka: I think we should just stay home.
Mike: Aw damn. That city is full of them gasers. You can't even eat anything nice.
Luka: I mean we could stick to museums. And maybe we could eat pizza at Mercator.
Mike: First of all, the gasers are there and they will threaten you, and second thing the pizza isn't even that good.
Luka: I think we should just stay home.
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