Sperminal Velocity

Sperms velocity right before a facial.

Damn my sperminal velocity last night was off the charts.

by BuckNasty189 May 29, 2011

High Velocity Shit Spatter

Whenever you are about to shit on yourself and you finally sit on the toilet, the feces then explodes from your asshole. The speed and force from which the shit is ejected causes it to splatter all over the toilet. The thousands of little poop spots that look like freckles on the underneath of the toilet seat are known as shit spatter. It is caused by shit flying out of your butt at such a high speed.

*Husband lifts toilet lid to take a piss..*
Husband: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?!?!
Wife: Whatever do you mean sweetheart?
Husband: There is fucking HIGH VELOCITY SHIT SPATTER EVERYWHERE!!
Wife: Omg. I am so sorry. I had a belly ache.
Husband: Hell yeah you did, you nasty bitch!
*Husband and wife both laugh out loud.”

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

Velocitesticularasphixiation

When a man jumps into cold water and his testicles drag race up the body and collide in the esophegous and he chokes.

"dude Jimmy is suffering from velocitesticularasphixiation after jumping into that cold pool, give the brother some room to breath"

by Mr Sexified June 1, 2016

Biblical Velocity

The speed at which a dysfunctional object is hit with a bible.

Hit that tube with more Biblical Velocity, bro.

by Manifesto Oregano May 15, 2009

velecity

Velecity is a smart very beautiful girl.

She is loving and caring about everyone and always finds a way to keep a smile on her face. She is really nice but can be really mean when someone gives her attitude or shows her negativity Velecity is amazing in every way imaginable.

Velecity is meant to fall in love with Juanito cause there meant for one another

Velecity is the best she makes the day a million times better

by Al 100 May 28, 2014

Intellectual Velocity

The ability to think intellectually at a fast pace.

The doctor reacted quickly and saved that patient. He must have very high intellectual velocity.

by Parth S Patel October 13, 2010

Jesus Velocity

When a massive or difficult project is finished in a relatively short amount of time.

Luke McKinny, cracked.com Over three days, I saw a Beijing street torn up, disemboweled and resurfaced. The roadway was made whole at Jesus velocity

by Krashlia July 4, 2012