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by Kamt Hektik at April 24, 2024
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Get the velazquez mug.Linguistics joke. There's a fake IPA symbol to go with it, that looks like a pig snout.
It's linguistically correct description of, well, the sound pigs make.
It's linguistically correct description of, well, the sound pigs make.
First-year linguistics students can be humiliated by asking them to include nasal-ingressive voiceless velar trill in their presentation of rare and difficult-to-pronounce sounds in the West African languages.
by Stephanie^^ December 10, 2010
Get the nasal-ingressive voiceless velar trill mug.A Spanish teacher that makes no difference or impact on society.A mijit who feels the need to say every second of the day that her back is going to break.A sad excuse for a human being.
Mrs. Velasquez:Ok everyone we learned this since fifth grade you should know what nadar is.
New Student:But I’m new I never learned any of this.
Mrs. Velasquez:WHY ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME IN MY CLASSROOM YOU WANT ME TO GO TO THE PRINCIPAL
Mrs. Velasquez:Ok everyone we learned this since fifth grade you should know what nadar is.
Student Since Kindergarten:But you never taught this once,I have never heard this word before.
Mrs. Velasquez:YOU WANT ME TO TELL THE PRINCIPAL ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME.I HAVE TAUGHT YOU THIS SINCE FIFTH GRADE.YOU KNOW WHAT POP QUIZ RIGHT NOW.
Student Since Kindergarten:...
New Student:But I’m new I never learned any of this.
Mrs. Velasquez:WHY ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME IN MY CLASSROOM YOU WANT ME TO GO TO THE PRINCIPAL
Mrs. Velasquez:Ok everyone we learned this since fifth grade you should know what nadar is.
Student Since Kindergarten:But you never taught this once,I have never heard this word before.
Mrs. Velasquez:YOU WANT ME TO TELL THE PRINCIPAL ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME.I HAVE TAUGHT YOU THIS SINCE FIFTH GRADE.YOU KNOW WHAT POP QUIZ RIGHT NOW.
Student Since Kindergarten:...
by GreenLivezMatter December 5, 2018
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Natalie: give me head
Julien : ok *gives head*
Natalie : *moans*
Natalie : this is the best head ever
Natalie : what’s your name again?
julien : julien Velasquez
Julien : ok *gives head*
Natalie : *moans*
Natalie : this is the best head ever
Natalie : what’s your name again?
julien : julien Velasquez
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Guy 2: Hell ya the best part was cain velasquez tormenting that guy with those eight punches to tha mutha fuckin face
Guy: *_*, HELL YA DUDE!
Guy 2: Hell ya the best part was cain velasquez tormenting that guy with those eight punches to tha mutha fuckin face
Guy: *_*, HELL YA DUDE!
by Mac Dre's Friend July 24, 2010
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