Vegitism

The way of life followed by the laziest of people.

if the jews get all theirs holidays off, i shouldn't have to work everyday. im a strict follower of vegitism.

by Snips November 27, 2003

Vagitopia

The PERFECT world, drempt of in the minds of all men. It includes only the male dreamer, and millions of hott, horny, willing young women attending to his every whim, and obeying his every command. It translates into the idea of "Heaven", where if you think you've found such a place, you're either dreaming, or dead.

Ralph- "Dude I had the best dream last night, where it was just me, and all these hott girls."

Leon- "Thats called Vagitopia dude, you can see it in you're dreams, but only live it if you're dead."

Ralph- "I could live THERE.....hhhmmm"......BBOOMM!!!!!!!

Leon- "What the fuck, Ralph just shot himself......smart man".......BBOOMM!!!!!

by cuntpunter69 February 22, 2008

vegitard

A living creature, typically an enthusiastic young male, that has suffered moderate to severe brain damage as a result of habitual risk-taking behavior.

Greg wrecked his motorcycle, and he wasn't wearing a helmet. Now he's a vegitard.

by Brian Zachary January 4, 2009

sandy vagitosis

Sandy vagitosis is a common disorder affecting men. Similar to sandgina and pussyitus. The disease is termed because a man with this condition resembles a woman who has gotten sand in her vagina. Typically the disease presents itself after the man displays tendencies to skip out on male bonding activities such as drinking beer or playing sports. Sandy vagitosis is potentially dangerous as the man begins to lose all respect of his fellow comrades. As the condition worsens he soon begins to feel alone and no longer included in the ritualistic male bonding activities.

Tim: "Hey, Dane do you wanna order a pizza and have a couple of beers?"

Dane: "Nah, man. I have to hang out with my girlfriend tonight."

Tim: "Are you alright man? Sounds like you might be coming down with a case of sandy vagitosis."

by Tim K. April 27, 2006

vegitarian (n)

A follower of Vegita.

Special ability: Vegitarians can ask what the scouter says about someone's power level.

*Note: Vegita may destroy the scouter if the power level is too high.

Vegitarian (n) (Nappa): "VEGETA! What does the scouter say about his power level?"
Vegeta: "IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!" *crushes scouter*
Vegitarian (n) (Nappa): WHAT, NINE THOUSAND!?

by a_redditor August 19, 2009

vegitaversary

The anniversary of the date when you decided to become a vegetarian.

I just realized it's my vegitaversary - 11 years since I last ate meat. I'm going out for some soyrizo tacos to celebrate.

by alithek March 25, 2010

Vegeito

Ve he geito, spirit sword is shaped like a a dorito, this song sound like despacito.

My favorite song is Vegeito

by PrpleDrago February 11, 2022