Something irrational, contradictory, or illogical. Directly connotates idiocy in demanding someone cater to you because you live a specific lifestyle, I.e. vegan.
Chad ordered a diet soda to go with his three double cheeseburgers and large fries. I told him next time he should eat at a vegan steakhouse.
Tom tried to explain to Jerry that owning a Prius is like eating at a vegan steakhouse.
Tom tried to explain to Jerry that owning a Prius is like eating at a vegan steakhouse.
by Anachronos June 11, 2014
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Skye and Andi's party was supposed to have womyn on the invite list, but only their other trans men friends showed up. What a vegan sausage party! At least there was plenty of kombucha for everyone.
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Vegans who believe that veganism is superior to all other lifestyles, expressing usually extreme hatred towards non vegans.
by PetyaFan666 April 22, 2021
Get the Vegan Supremacy mug.When two homosexual males are both "bottoms" and they must thrust asses together until climax.
The male scissor.
The male scissor.
by Jailhouse Nancy April 3, 2008
Get the vegan squeezebox mug.the classic haircut of an emo vegan - Cut on an angle across face, probably black. For a good example see Jared Leto circa 30 seconds from mars
by jonnytyronne April 24, 2011
Get the emo vegan swoop mug.Preferably delivered to a target who is vegan (by contrast, the slapper may be of any dietary orientation). A vegan slap is the daintier version of a pimp slap, although the motion is still the same. It is delivered using a backhand motion at a straight 90 degree angle, though the hand kind of drifts up in the beginning to appear more unassuming. Unlike with a pimp slap, a vegan slap may hit any part of the body of the target, and the slapper need not hit the slappee with his/her hand. S/he may use a vegetable instead, i.e. a head of broccoli. Or a piece of rolled up paper will do.
It is called a vegan slap for two reasons:
1) If you hit a poor vegan too hard, s/he might collapse. Not enough iron.
2) You're probably jealous of that person's strength and discipline in following their morals (and dietary habits that aren't easy) - especially if s/he is very humble about it. Take that, you meat-eaters.
The motion seems graceful and casual, but it is more effective if you add force at the very end, to make the nice SMACKing sound accompany the blow.
It is called a vegan slap for two reasons:
1) If you hit a poor vegan too hard, s/he might collapse. Not enough iron.
2) You're probably jealous of that person's strength and discipline in following their morals (and dietary habits that aren't easy) - especially if s/he is very humble about it. Take that, you meat-eaters.
The motion seems graceful and casual, but it is more effective if you add force at the very end, to make the nice SMACKing sound accompany the blow.
Boss *vegan SLAPS!* vegan employee with a report.
Employee: *flinches* What'd I ever do to you?
Boss: No, it's what HAVEN'T you done for me lately, you dirty vegan.
Employee: *flinches* What'd I ever do to you?
Boss: No, it's what HAVEN'T you done for me lately, you dirty vegan.
by dirtygardenvegan January 25, 2009
Get the vegan slap mug.When a vegan reasserts an omnivorous companion a product the vegan ingested was indeed vegan and not "One of those Kinds of salsa with beef in them" to kill curiosity in the omnivore's mind in an eventual plot to rule the world through a green revolution of peace and open-beingness in nature. Amen.
"Last night I was eating this vegan salsa and chips"
"You mean the kind with tomatoes that people generally eat?"
"You mean the kind with tomatoes that people generally eat?"
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