Vatican III

A derogatory term for buttheads who steal intellectual property.

"Look Vatican III up on Wikipedia QUICK... I stole it from urban dictionary they may delete it. If they did then open the attachment in this email."

by Galloway March 10, 2008

Vatican

The most populous country in the world, enslaving billions of people. The Vatican's religion is stricly similar to a mix of Ancient Egyptian religions, with a pharoah. Made of Roman Catholics that swear their loyalty to always follow the Vatican government first, then their own country. Contains laws like burning its own people that disagrees with the government, and doing whatever the pope says. Citizens of the Vatican believe the priests can pull God outta the sky and sacrifice him again.

Are Vaticans Christian?
No, they follow pagan beliefs.

by daCat July 24, 2008

Vatican Assassin Warlock

n. Charlie Sheen. Don't believe it? He admitted it himself during his radio meltdown!

News Anchor: This just in. Apparently Charlie Sheen is a Vatican Assassin Warlock. Watch out...he works for the Pope and murders people!

by loop zoop July 1, 2011

Vatican roulette

Unprotected sex in which the male pulls out prior to ejaculation. Also known as the pull and pray method. Of dubious effectiveness in comparison to condoms or birth control.

I didn't have any jimmy caps so I had to resort to some Vatican roulette with Sarah last night at the party. Let's hope I didn't knock her up.

by Scotty007 December 11, 2006

Vatican Twins

Interchangeable with the term "Irish Twins," Vatican Twins are two siblings who were born less than 12 months apart. Derived from the perception that Irish Catholics, due to their opposition to birth control, would have many children in short periods of time.

My parents got drunk a lot in the 80s and that's how come my sister and I are Vatican Twins.

by evvfrenchie April 14, 2009

Vatican Roulette

A pejorative term used to refer to an outmoded form of natural contraception known as the Rhythm Method. Often used mistakenly to refer to coitus interruptus (the 'pull-out method'). The Rhythm Method officially fell out of favor with "The Vatican" in the early 1980's with advances in the study of the female reproductive cycle.

Current methods of Natural Family Planning (non-chemical and non-barrier contraception), when used correctly and consistently, have been shown in several peer-reviewed studies to be over 99% effective. This is similar to the efficacy of 'the pill.'

It should be noted that the use of such a term often indicates it's user has a bigoted and intolerant attitude against people who practice a religion they do not agree with.

By following the Creighton method or the Billings Ovulation method, faithful Catholics no longer have to play so-called "Vatican Roulette"

They have six kids? They must be playing Vatican Roulette.

by JMJ_are_so_ross September 12, 2010

vatican roulette

offering your son up to be an altar boy.

Timmy can only play football if he goes to a catholic school, i think i am playing vatican roulette by wanting him to be a tight end.

by mcfoe1 October 30, 2010