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vart

something your mom do after doing it doggey style with snoop-dog aka doggey queefer
air geting stuck in the pussy after having her chery poped (pussy)
by joseph o. December 3, 2003
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Vart

When a fart from your anus passes through the labia
"Girl, why yo pussy smell so bad?" "Oops, it's cuz I varted."
by Calibaby39 January 29, 2014
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cum vart

A expulsion of foul smelling air and semen from the vaginal canal. the cum vart gets its rank smell from a mans semen that has been marinating inside the vagina for at least 6 hours.
johnny : "this morning i woke up and started to kiss lisa's vagina and she let out the worst smelling cum vart i have ever experienced in my life. it stank so bad that i vomited right there between her legs."
by 0099009976 January 19, 2008
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Vart Jarring Elves

An organism that lives on liquified varts by jarring them and drinking them. These creatures are invisible and extremely small. I like them with ketchup and mayonnaise. This is often used as an insult.
I ate a Vart Jarring Elves and it was delicious, though it smelled like crusty vagina.
by Tammy McShammerson May 1, 2010
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Vart

When you fart, and the fart comes back up to your labia. Feeling like a wave of vibrations.
Friend: Did you just fart?
Girl: Yes, girl and it travelled to my labia feeling like a vibration. That's what a vart feels like
Friend: That's cool!!! What's a vart?
Girl: When you fart out your ass and it travels to your labia, feeling like vibrations.
by TheBrightOne May 23, 2018
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Vart

A vagina and fart mixed to make a Vart same as a Queef
After sex my girl was so full of air she let out the loudest vart I ever heard!
by Scaryone August 21, 2019
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vart

A release of air pressure from deep within the vagina. A rush of air upon exiting the vagina triggers a flapping of the surrounding skin and a fart-like sound effect.

More commonly known as a queef.
Tony: “hey Dean, I was going down on Jan last night then all of a sudden it happened!”

Dean: “what happened? You finished early??”

Tony: “No - she varted in my mouth. Seriously, her vagina farted in my mouth!”

Dean: “you lucky son of a bitch
by BucketBear January 6, 2024
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