Valyn

She is goofy, and the best friend u could have

Valyn is too goofy

by Jadedthetop March 15, 2020

Valkenburg Mirror

The act of masterbation while watching a reflection of yourself preform the act. Most commonly this is purpotrated in a hotel room in front of a mirror.

*door opens*
Connor: So Craig what are you doing in...OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL?
Craig: I was, eh, um, er...
Connor: YOU WERE WANKING OFF TO YOUR OWN REFLECTION!
Craig: I was just...er...
Connor: That was a Valkenburg Mirror you sick...I MEAN FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT YOU WERE THINKING?!
Craig: Um...

by Mark Murray - WOW Champion December 22, 2008

Valkyrie

A female Wingman, specifically helping male friends get the ladies.

Valkyrie: Alright James, totally gonna go to the bar and we're gonna get you laid tonight.

by i.p.friely September 22, 2011

Valkennzie

Valkennzie
A girl that is very pretty and outgoing and loud! If you don't notice her she will make herself be noticeable to you. Doesn't rely on a man. She can be the bestest friend you had.

Guy1: Who's that? I've never seen her before.

Guy 2: valkennzie?!! She's like the bomb dude!

by Ily July 25, 2014

white valkyrie

The female definition to white knight

Man, this girl asked me out and as soon as I said no she said she'd expose me, such a white valkyrie

by Memeconnoisseur1 July 2, 2019

Valkyrie Chrome Cock

A sex move where you use that silver spray paint from Mad Max on your dick then run and jump at the pussy/ass hole so precisely that it slides right in as you scream "To Valhalla!!!"

If your dick misses its target, you are honor-bound to bottom.

I tried giving her the Valkyrie Chrome Cock last night, but I missed so she had to get the strap-on.

by NoxMelo April 11, 2020

Facebook Valkyrie

When you notice yourself losing connecting with people over Facebook; no comments, posts, or messages. You attempt to regain your dwindling friendships by commenting, posting, or messaging everyone on your news feed, in an attempt to let them know you are alive, and still their friend.

*Valkyrie term is referencing "call of duty:black ops" it is a form of reinforcement. In a Facebook Valkyrie you are reinforcing your friendships, by bombing everyone with comments, posts, and/or messages.

Jill:"hey, everyone at school says they barely hear from you now"
Jack:"ahh, dont worry about it, i'll call in a Facebook Valkyrie, and they'll all be fine."
Jil:"okay cool"

by chicken hawk 105 January 22, 2011