1.Best day of the year to commit suicide. This day serves two purposes.
1: allows those bitches at hallmark to feed their children.
2: lowering the earths population
1: allows those bitches at hallmark to feed their children.
2: lowering the earths population
george: I'm planning on commiting suicide sometime because im alone...
johnny: Well valentines day is coming up!
johnny: Well valentines day is coming up!
by L to the iam February 18, 2007
Get the valentines day mug.A stupid fucking holiday where guys have to spend from $1,000-100,000 on their wife or girlfriend, and when single people have to endure the "hey what did you get for valentines day,or HEY OH MY GODDDDDD LOOK AT THIS BRACELET JAKE BOUGHT ME OMMGGGGGG ITS SO BEAUTIFUL NOW WHAT DID YOU GET ME AND HOW MUCH DID YOU SPEND %1,000,000? OH MY GODDDD I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH.
No bitch I didn't get you shit.
No bitch I didn't get you shit.
by Fuckthepainaway February 18, 2007
Get the valentines day mug.a commercial holiday made up by women who couldn't deal with the fact that there's no holiday between christmas and easter.
by katy February 18, 2007
Get the valentines day mug.In mafia slang, it is the day when executions are to be carried out.
See Saint Valentine's Day massacre for more. If it's on the UD use Google.
See Saint Valentine's Day massacre for more. If it's on the UD use Google.
Some guy: It's Valentines day. I'm taking my wife to dinner.
Mafia guy: Tomorrow is the Valentines day. I have to buy more ammo.
Mafia guy: Tomorrow is the Valentines day. I have to buy more ammo.
by Slunjan August 13, 2008
Get the valentines day mug.an evil plot that the flower,candy, and card company came up with to screw people out of money and to ither depress people or make them happy beyond all natural reason
also to identify all them gold diggin bitches
also to identify all them gold diggin bitches
its valentines day im gonna go kill myself now
omg omg its finally valentines day i bet he went to jared
muhahahaha them dumbass's fell for it again muahhahaa
damn she broke up wit me after valentines day that gold diggin bitch
omg omg its finally valentines day i bet he went to jared
muhahahaha them dumbass's fell for it again muahhahaa
damn she broke up wit me after valentines day that gold diggin bitch
by urdirtygirl February 18, 2007
Get the valentines day mug.Commercialistic, bullshit "holiday" created by big candy & flower companies which only serves to make single people feel even more lonely than they already are & people in relationships stressed out on what gifts to buy...as if buying someone some fucking candy on Feb 14th (of ALL 365 days of the year) REALLY makes such a GREAT statement of love. Fuck outta here...
Depression& suicide are also known to go up during this time of year.
Depression& suicide are also known to go up during this time of year.
"OMG! Why didn't you get me anything for Valentines Day??!
Bitch, I can buy you flowers & candy anyday. Stop being so damn commercial & materialistic."
Bitch, I can buy you flowers & candy anyday. Stop being so damn commercial & materialistic."
by Just The Facts February 18, 2007
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Happy Valentines Day. Heres a card and some flowers. I'm too cheap to buy you roses because our relationship doesn't mean anything to me. I just think you're a good fuck and I'm trying to keep it that way. and then I'm going to find someone better and leave you. Oh and heres that chocolates so you feel better when that happens.
by fucktokeeplove March 2, 2011
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