Fake Tan or the orange shit that self-obsessed insecure women smear all over themselves to try to make themselves more attractive to men. The irony is that pretty much all men hate it and think it makes women look like fucking idiots.
No matter how much Vain Stain that geebag smears all over herself, she still can’t hide from the fact that she’s a self-obsessed ugly bitch.
If she puts on any more VainStain she’ll turn into a fucking UmpaLumpa!
If she puts on any more VainStain she’ll turn into a fucking UmpaLumpa!
by IceGiant February 27, 2008
Get the Vain Stain mug.Vain Imaginings are those useless thoughts that go through a persons mind when they are being useless. The term is commonly used in religious documents. That's because God doesn't want people sitting on their ass doing nothing all day.
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Constant, inane updates about every social move in someones life. Normally undertaken by those with a over zealous view of their own importance in others lives, or by those that realize their life is meaningless and try to buy social cred with ex school mates by these constant updates. Names and places mentioned are normally linked to profiles of people/bars/events.
Vain Booking:"**so excited** that I'm meeting Melanie and Quincy at the LimeBar tonight to drink VodkaSparklyBlues."
Translation: I'm still single, and so are my friends, we are going to get shitfaced where lawyers our Dads age hang out in the hope of getting me a sugar daddy.
Vain Booking:"Had the best lunch with Princess and Pony at UberCafe and had a Goats Ball Salad with lychees and a glass of Snotts Hill Riesling."
Translation: I have no class and my boyfriend/husband can't stand to be seen with my vapid ass in public, so me and my Jimmy Choo wearing sistas make each other feel important every Friday for lunch.
Translation: I'm still single, and so are my friends, we are going to get shitfaced where lawyers our Dads age hang out in the hope of getting me a sugar daddy.
Vain Booking:"Had the best lunch with Princess and Pony at UberCafe and had a Goats Ball Salad with lychees and a glass of Snotts Hill Riesling."
Translation: I have no class and my boyfriend/husband can't stand to be seen with my vapid ass in public, so me and my Jimmy Choo wearing sistas make each other feel important every Friday for lunch.
by Apostater November 12, 2010
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Get the Vain Lemur mug.Vain glory is nothing else but excessive pride, regard, trust, hope, admiration or dependence in one's own or someone else's riches, wealth, social status, family background, qualification, beauty, handsomeness or stuffs like that. Vain glory is synonymous with Vanity. -Emeasoba George
by Emeasoba George March 6, 2018
Get the Vain glory mug.The millions of definitions that you see when you try to approve definitions on urban dictionary that has to do with someone's name, followed by something extremely positive/negative about
*on urban dictionary, when the definition "billy" pops up *
(on computer screen) "billy": a super awesome and amazing guy that everyone loves.
Joe: Dude, another lame word popped up!
Steve: Yeah, it's another vain definition.
(on computer screen) "billy": a super awesome and amazing guy that everyone loves.
Joe: Dude, another lame word popped up!
Steve: Yeah, it's another vain definition.
by Señor Mister January 11, 2015
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