Vaguebooker

A person who practices vaguebooking on Facebook.

Jane's Facebook Status: OMG, I just give up!

Comment: Vaguebooker

Comment: Are you vaguebooking to get attention?

by Dr. Fairaday February 4, 2010

vaguebooking

An intentionally vague status update on Facebook, intended to draw reactions and requests for explanation from many people. It is a tactic often used by old women, teenage girls, or 'attention whores'.

Sam finally stopped following Tina's Facebook feed, her constant vaguebooking for attention made became sad and pathetic

by jroc29_nomesayin June 4, 2016

Vaguebooking

When you post random things on Facebook out of context, and people perceive it as an emotional post (ie: Song Lyrics, Unidentified Quotes, Passages of unpopular literature)

me: life is overwhelming, heavy is the head that lies the crown. I love to be the one to disappoint you when I don't fall down..
you: Dood. Ur vaguebooking.. staph

by DJ Jaybird January 10, 2015

Vaguebooking

When someone posts a vague status on social media for the pure intention to get people to ask about what you mean.

Omg! Did I just see that right?
Amy is "vaguebooking" again.

by Artsie1 October 6, 2017

vaguebookong

Making a vague post about Donkeykong or King Kong

Vaguebookong: I don't want to say too much, but that great ape... IYKYK

by AbstractBoyd January 2, 2025