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Sandiginal Vaginosis

A severe medical condition only experienced by hypochondriacs and complainers. Cases most commonly found in the military among non-infantry personnel.

Non-medical term is sand in your vagina or sand in your pussy.
Guy 1: Oh my feet hurt, I'm gonna have blisters! Can we stop yet?

Guy 2: What's the matter, got some sandiginal vaginosis again? You are the biggest bitch I've seen. Rub some dirt on it and drive on.
by TA Hoffman April 24, 2011
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vagitarian

one who eats only organic vagina.
sally doesn't like dick, she likes jane; she is a strict vagitarian.
by kristen renae July 7, 2003
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Vagitarian

A man who only has sex with females.
Ever since I discovered squirters, I'm a bigger vagitarian than ever now.
by $hIti0T July 5, 2014
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Chronic Southern Vagitosis

A rare form of permanent vagitosis found south of the border and characterized by a pungent sulfur type odor emanating from the female's nether regions. Although CSV is hard to identify in a woman due to latency, it is easier to detect by keen observation of surrounding males. Look for cringed eyebrows, often associated with a crunched nose and one closed eye. Can cause whiplash.

A genetic form of this disorder can be found in mountainous regions of Peru and Colombian. However, enthusiasts need not travel all the way south of the equator to experience this delight; the non-genetic acquired strain can be found in dark alleys of Tijuana, Amsterdam, and even New York's popular dive bars once frequented by the famous vagitosis connosoiur, Monnsiour Raymundous the Blind.
My wife knew instantly where I had been when I walked through the door. I had told her I was going to San Diego, but kept on to TJ, and she knew it. "Oh no you aren't, motherfucker" she said. "You're not bringing the Chronic Southern Vagitosis into this house, did you forget that I invented that shit!"
by Dish Chronicle April 3, 2006
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Vagitarian

Someone who only likes vagina and/or only "eats" vagina.
Samantha: *Laughs* I bet you like them two black gay guys.

Alex: Nope, I'm a Vagitarian
by Wubbs March 11, 2009
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vagitarian

An individual who consumes nothing but vagina and water. Some have been creative enough to come up with ideas such as fish tacos, vagi-delite, and vagi-burgers to obtain an essential diet.
Fortunately for Gabe, the new In&Out burger serves vagi-burgers and he will not have to break his vagitarian commitment.
by craftjay April 14, 2008
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Vagitarian

I'm on a Vagitarian diet, and my old lady is raggin', figure i'll earn my redwings this weekend
by LUPO in maine May 18, 2008
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