silica vaginitis

Irititation of the vagina due to the presence of silica (sand).

Damn, she has a bad case of silica vaginitis today.

by eatmypoopyyouwhore August 4, 2006

Vaginitis Silicosis

Vaginitis Silicosis is the scientific term for "Sand in the Vagina". A person who has sand in their vagina is typically someone who whines inconsequentially about anything and everything. They are pissed off by the slightest things and will whine and bitch at any given opportunity, much to the annoyance of everyone around them.

Someone who suffers from vaginitis silicosis is generally not fun to be around. They will ruin any good and fun occasion by finding something to bitch about.

It is important to note that one does not actually need to have a vagina to suffer from vaginitis silicosis; many males frequently display symptoms of this disorder despite the fact that they do not have an actual vagina.

Bob: Dude, Joey is bitching that we decided to go to an actual Mexican Restaurant instead of Taco Bell. He's whining about the price.
Rob: Clearly Joey suffers from an acute case of Vaginitis Silicosis.
Bob: Clearly.

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Joey: Doctor, everyone keeps picking on me and also I went paintballing yesterday and I got shot a bunch of time and now it really hurts all over!!
Doctor: Well Joey, you're suffering from an acute case of Vaginitis Silicosis.

by Di5ideByZero November 3, 2010

Vaginitus

The condition in which an employee seems to be sick on a monthly basis and needs to go home early.

( i.e. Tim came into work today and started complaining of being sick. Obviously, Vaginitus has set in.)

by ITGUY27 February 29, 2012

vagititis

n. a term for an affliction (normally applied to males) that causes one to become a pussy.

(alternate definition) n. the root cause of a man's unexplained bitchiness.

Bob said he can't go to the Tijuana Donkey Show because his mother would disapprove. I think its just a bad case of vagititis.

(alt) Glen is being a real grouch today. He must be suffering from vagititis.

by Nite Owl December 22, 2005

vaginitus

a condition a person is in where they're a cry about everything.

Andrea's boyfriend; Anthony has vaginitus.

by WEHateYouuuuuu April 5, 2008

vagility

The power a vagina has over a male; a female's ability to make a male do something. Every female has this power and often use it on unsuspecting males.

Joe: Did you know that the Trojan War was fought over a single woman?
Daniel: Man, that girl must have had some serious vagility!

by The_Creepster October 2, 2010

Male vaginitis

Male acting like a bitch or pussy.

Symptoms: excessive complaining, itchiness and discharge.

"My leg keeps cramping, I'm going to have sit out this one out. "
"Do you need some vaginitis cream for that male vaginitis."

by Picking December 13, 2014