viagrection

1) an erection lasting more than 4 hours that you should be seeking medical attention for but your girlfriend had barricaded the door and prevented you from leaving
2) the hardest erection you ever had in your life

boyfriend: I think I should call the doctor right now since my dick has been hard for 7 hours

girlfriend: There is no way in hell that I am letting you leave this bedroom with that viagrection, at least, for another couple of hours

by charlestonchick July 21, 2014

vageration

Vageration is Imagining vaginas, when the vagina over heats and causes mould, sweat and blood pulputations. No thoughts, form of vaginal constipation, vaginal refrigeration, is the most special thing it's somthing that can't be described, vaginal destination, when the vagina is too big, a vag that isn't impressed

Tayla was unfortunately diagnosed with vageration.

by Baggg August 12, 2016

Vagetina

Vegetas vagina, only dbz fans will get this reference.

Did you hear about vagetinas'. It was so small it was unreal

by Suprememes June 9, 2017

vagaytion

A vacation taken by gay folk. Activities to include speedo wearing, sipping drinks with mini-umbrellas, many games of twister (with our without speedos) and perving at other speedo-wearing gayers.
See also holigay.

Shannon: What you doing this weekend, doll?
Guy: I'm going on vacation to Rio with Will for two whole weeks.
Shannon: Ooooooh a VAGAYTION!! How jubbly!!

by Shannanana December 31, 2008

vegecation

the art of teaching about vegetables

Man, that earth science class was so boring, who the hell gives about vegecation anyhow?

by sameg15 July 21, 2009

vaction

a place for illegaldanish's to eat the last of the worlds danish(snack) supply b4 they r replenished for the "danish new year", which starts on 7/13/KKKK. you must be of hi danish order to even b considered for an invite, and are required to hold ur own weight in danishs - daily. if you fail to eat ur weight in danish's, you r shot with a danish torpedo launcher through the head. if you happen to survive, u r spared another day. location of danish danish new year has neva been unsecreted. there r also hi supplies of corn oil, eggs, and toilets for obvious reasons

I just wanted everyone to know that im going on vaction for 1 week to eat danishs. Dont worry ill be back with fresh ones *Wink*

by greekd August 6, 2008

Vagcation

1 : Any length of time in which, due to the absence of a significant other, the carrier of the vagina does not partake in vagina intercourse 2 : the time during a woman's menstrual cycle in which the women, for fear of losing her man, performs oral sex to keep him from finding another vagina

Friend 1: So I heard you tell Christine you're going to NY. That should be fun, just you and Andrew for a nice relaxing weekend?
Friend 2: Nah, I'm leaving Andrew at home, I am in depserate need of a vagcation.

by P-Squeezie March 13, 2009