union missouri

A small town in the middle of butt fuckin no where full of fake people and drug addicts. There's sluts and whores everywhere. But what can you expect from a town that neighbors Skank Clair Missouri?

"Have you ever heard of Union M-"
"let me stop you there. have YOU ever seen more drug addicts in your life?"
"That's definitely union Missouri"

by AnusWrecker4206969 May 3, 2018

Dude Union

An unwritten code of conduct between all men.

This code ensures that all secrets that have the potential to cause damage to relationships, marriages, friendships, work, family or anything else, go untold to females or those who would be pissed if they found out.

All information from guy-to-guy conversations remain sacred, to the grave.

Baxter: "I boned Jimmy's sister, Natasha, last night!"
Julio: "You did...What if he finds out, he's gonna be pissed"
Baxter: "Dude Union, brother...he'll never know..."

by TJH36 August 26, 2009

cooper union

Noun. Of or refering to a monastary in the Himalayas replete with bitter study and no girls.

"No, I haven't gotten laid in 2 years. I go to Cooper Union"

(understanding murmurs voiced, someone offers to buy you a drink)

by Dice To That May 25, 2005

western union

official online bank of scammers. People on Craigslist will try to use it too scam you.

used to send money

Scammer: Oh I sent a money order, but we accidently sent the money order for the wrong item, Please send the extra 800$ to the adress using western union.

money order was fake and the adress was africa. I hate people sometimes.

by Tdowns August 21, 2007

Credit Union

A non-profit, member owned financial institution. Unlike banks, Credit Unions are not out to rip off their customers with a fee for every little thing they do.

Credit Unions usually have better rates on loans, savings accounts and CDs.

Greedy banks are out to squeeze every dime out they can from their customers and make obscene profits. They think Credit Unions have an unfair advantage because of their non-profit tax-exempt status. If banks were not so greedy and corrupt and treated their cutomers right, they would not need to fear competition!

After putting up with years of abuse from my bank, I switched to the local Community Credit Union. Now I have free checking, free atm card and a lot less hassle!

by Charles_U_Farley September 11, 2010

state of the union

insider speech given by the U.S. president every January outlining the plans of the nation for the upcoming year; the president always opens the speech with the sentence "The state of the union is strong" and 95% of the stuff he says in the never gets done

The state of the union is strong

by i'm smarter than smart April 30, 2006

Woodstock Union High School

A wonderful place where everyone smokes weed and drinks. The student body consists of almost all preppy rich kids, stoners, and redneck trash. A small portion of the school, often referred to as the "brothers" (not a reference to black people, which there are none of in Vermont) actually know how to get jiggy with it on the weekends. Also, almost everyone sells pot.

Guy 1: Hey man, where can I get some weed?

Guy 2: Just ask any of the students at Woodstock Union High School, they're all selling or tokin'.

by VanillaThunder February 24, 2015