by Damoxd March 22, 2018

Bob: Hey Steve ur mom gay
Steve: Oh yeah? Well ur dad lesbian
Bob: Ur sisters a mister
Steve: *all brain cells explode and Steve fucking dies*
Steve: Oh yeah? Well ur dad lesbian
Bob: Ur sisters a mister
Steve: *all brain cells explode and Steve fucking dies*
by Franklin521 May 28, 2018

You do not want anyone to say this to you. This is the best roast in the entirety of all roasts. Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny a tranny and ur grandpap a trap combined.
Lobster: Yo ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.
Egg: No u.
Lobster: No u x3.
Egg: *OOF* Well ur sister a mister.
Lobster: *gets engulfed by the sun and dies*
Egg: No u.
Lobster: No u x3.
Egg: *OOF* Well ur sister a mister.
Lobster: *gets engulfed by the sun and dies*
by eat_my_lasgagne_bitch69 March 18, 2018

-GUY 1-Shut up or I will get my godsis to jump you.
-GUY 2- NO SHE WONT BECAUSE I FUCKED UR SISTER AND SHE LIKED IT!!!!
-GUY 2- NO SHE WONT BECAUSE I FUCKED UR SISTER AND SHE LIKED IT!!!!
by Treymont December 23, 2013

Bitchman: Ur mum gay lol
Dickface: (is unaffected) ur sister a mister lol
Bitchman: *digs his own grave and lies in it*
Dickface: (is unaffected) ur sister a mister lol
Bitchman: *digs his own grave and lies in it*
by Big fucking anime titties October 27, 2018

person1:ur mom gay lol
person2:ur dad lesbian
person1:No u
person2:ur granny a tranny
person1:ur grandpap a trap
person2:ur brother a nun
person1:but ur sister my mister
person2:EXPLODES into dust and goes straight to hell
person2:ur dad lesbian
person1:No u
person2:ur granny a tranny
person1:ur grandpap a trap
person2:ur brother a nun
person1:but ur sister my mister
person2:EXPLODES into dust and goes straight to hell
by Slap Razor April 04, 2018

by Grendman May 14, 2018
