Unkie

To avoid doing a typically strenuous physical activity, primarily due to old age and lack of physical activity

Dude, I was supposed to split firewood tonight after work, but when I got home I just unkied on the couch

by Rhysteel March 16, 2022

upskittled

messed up, un organised, cant think straight, toppled over.

The kids came into my office and upskittled my desk. meaning the kids came into my office and messed up or disorganised my desk.

We had plans to meet at Rory's for lunch until pat came along and upskittled everything.

In other words pat came along and put kibosh or upset or plans.

by younganderson March 22, 2010

Unkie

An "unkie" is an internationally recognized unit of measurement equivalent to 233 pounds.

Brah, I managed to pull 2 unkies for 5 reps last week. SWOLE......

by Rhysteel March 16, 2022

unshittable

Adjective.
Unable to be made shitty by any means.
Untouchable.

<i>The local hangout spot seemed to be unshittable, that is until some of the local kids shittified it..

by Leanne and Rob March 23, 2008

Unsignificunt

A person with no significant value what so ever. This person has hardly any association to you. This person is most likely also a major douche.

"I can't believe you got into a fight with me cause of that unsignificunt." "I'm you boyfriend and he's a friend that you hardly even talk to." Therefor that "friend" is a unsignificunt.

by NE Justice Seeker March 4, 2011

unspicy

The opposite of....spicy. Either an unsatisfactory bite of salsa that is too bland for your taste buds to comprehend or could also be used to describe a complete disgrace in the bedroom, thinks felatio is an Italian ice cream.

Damn Chad, that sex was so unspicy last night, she used the grapefruit technique. Had my dick burning like a muthafucka! {Grapefruit technique}

Shit Reba, that jalepeno is so unspicy that my taste buds just took five days of vacation.

by Corrupted Caroll January 12, 2017

upskirt mania

Upskirt mania is the phenomenon when a girl bends over in a miniskirt, and you get a flash of her sexy cheeks. Upskirt mania is improved 100% when the hot female is wearing a thong – improved 250% when she is commando.

Side effects of upskirt mania: extreme hard-on and an insatiable itch to fuck

Male 1: Holy shit, did you see Leah bend over just now?
Male 2: Yeah! I think she's commando, dude!
Male 1: Fuck. I just jizzed in my pants.
Male 2: Me too, man. Me too. That was the best upskirt mania ever.

by upskirtmania May 29, 2010