A unit of time that is typically exactly 1 hour and 35 minutes 32 seconds, the same length as the movie, Shrek (2001), invented by PornHub user and prominent intellectual, HertogJ. As the movie will be an additional second in length for certain DVD players, which is approximately one in every 9.807 DVDs, Leap Shreks™ must be included when measuring time with this unit. One Leap Shrek™ is equal to 95 minutes and 33 seconds, and occurs once every 9.807 (typically rounded to 9.81 or 10) Shreks™.
Shrek (unit of time) in a sentence:
Person 1: yo free my homie, he just committed arson, kidnapped and held hostage 7 people and committed vehicular manslaughter and they gave the mf 34 years! 😤
Person 2: huh? What's that in Shreks™?
Person 1: 188109.47 Shreks™ excluding Leap Shreks™ to 8 significant figures.
Person 2: damn bro that's crazy... we live in a society yo 😞 free my nigga on god 🙏
Person 1: yo free my homie, he just committed arson, kidnapped and held hostage 7 people and committed vehicular manslaughter and they gave the mf 34 years! 😤
Person 2: huh? What's that in Shreks™?
Person 1: 188109.47 Shreks™ excluding Leap Shreks™ to 8 significant figures.
Person 2: damn bro that's crazy... we live in a society yo 😞 free my nigga on god 🙏
by Samueliscool223 August 13, 2021
Get the Shrek (unit of time) mug.A United Statian (or simply Statian) is a person from the United States of America, since the term American refers to any person in the western hemisphere.
As the example above points out, if there was a country in Africa called "United States of Africa" then anyone from Africa would be an African not just people from that country.
Here is also another example; people from the United Arab Emirates are called "Emiratis" why aren't they called "Arabs" if they have the term Arab in their name? simply, because it overlaps with the other Arabs, in the same way the term American only to refer to US citizens overlaps with all the other Americans.
As the example above points out, if there was a country in Africa called "United States of Africa" then anyone from Africa would be an African not just people from that country.
Here is also another example; people from the United Arab Emirates are called "Emiratis" why aren't they called "Arabs" if they have the term Arab in their name? simply, because it overlaps with the other Arabs, in the same way the term American only to refer to US citizens overlaps with all the other Americans.
The United Statian (State-ian) government has declared war on Iraq.
Statians are among the friendliest people in the world.
Statians are among the friendliest people in the world.
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The amount of space occupied by a dead hooker, typically used to measure the size of a car's trunk. The actual volume of a Dead Hooker Unit has been disputed, since hookers come in different sizes. Most parties agree that a DHU is the average volume occupied by a dead hooker, but that there is not a definite conversion from DHU to liters.
A Ford Taurus only has a 3.1 Dead Hooker Unit trunk. What are we going to do with the fourth dead hooker?
by BrockLi August 24, 2006
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by Hebrewsexcabin January 2, 2017
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Reporter: How successful was the United Nations at stopping the genocide against your people?
Victim: They stood there while my kids were being shot by insurgents. The United Nations is a pathetic, useless organization.
Victim: They stood there while my kids were being shot by insurgents. The United Nations is a pathetic, useless organization.
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"Radio Friendly" in music terms refers to a song being aired on a radio station that appeals to mainstream audiences.
"Unit Shifter" refers to a song that can sell copies of an album. Ironically it's the most aggressive song in the whole radio un-friendly album.
"Radio Friendly" in music terms refers to a song being aired on a radio station that appeals to mainstream audiences.
"Unit Shifter" refers to a song that can sell copies of an album. Ironically it's the most aggressive song in the whole radio un-friendly album.
Radio Friendly Unit Shifter
Use just once and destroy
Invasion of our piracy
Afterbirth of a nation
Starve without your skeleton key
I love you for what I am not
I do not want what I have got
A blanket acne'ed with cigarette burns
Speak at once while taking turns
Use just once and destroy
Invasion of our piracy
Afterbirth of a nation
Starve without your skeleton key
I love you for what I am not
I do not want what I have got
A blanket acne'ed with cigarette burns
Speak at once while taking turns
by Flowersty July 23, 2007
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