Cambridge United

A Professional football team from the English university city of Cambridge. Despite spending most of the time in the lower leagues, United have had two spells in the second tier and have reached the FA Cup quarter-final twice. The clubs nickname is the U's, whilst the fans are referred to as the Amber Army.

The club share a fierce rivalry with the other lot from Cambridgeshire, Peterborough United - AKA the scum.

Cambridge United - Super U's!!

by cufctilidie November 29, 2011

United

When you lose your temper and drag someone from their seat, smashing their face in the process.

Bitch, don't make me go United on your ass' cause you know I will.

by Daddy DayD April 27, 2017

Manchester United vs Liverpool

The most hyped match in the English Premier League today, this is since both of these teams hate the crap out of each other.

Liverpool Fan: I hate those mancs, Manchester United vs Liverpool is today cumon LFC!

Man Utd Fan: I hate them scousers, Manchester United vs Liverpool is today cumon united!

by FootballFan302 March 13, 2012

Upper United States

A refined 1950s person’s way of saying “Up your ass!” without anyone really understanding it.

My petite blonde bombshell mother would put her hands on her hips in that challenging but white bread snooty manner of hers and confidently state to someone who had pissed her off, “Upper United States, buddy!” and of course she’d already taught me the subtle secret decoding of this cryptic insult which was to just imagine she was saying this in a lame American’s idea of an Italian accent and the United States is really U-S, as in “uppa you ess!”

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020

23rd President of the United States of America

Definitely not Funny Valentine, but it's Benjamin Harrison.

23rd President of the United States of America: You thought I'm Funny Valentine but it was me, Benjamin Harrison.

by Im not Dio dude April 24, 2022

I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America

A punk/rock/alternative metal song by Leathermouth (Stylised as LeATHERMØUTH) which was banned from being performed by the FBI. The song threatened the US President and was banned for violating the law against that specific act. The band still performed the song at the 2013 Skate and Surf fest, where Frank Iero encouraged the audience to sing the correct lyrics which weren't forcibly changed by the FBI. Frank Iero is still on the FBI watchlist, and is therefore unable to safely voice his opinions about BLM and ACAB, although he would most certainly be all for the two (as any decent human being should be).

Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: It's "I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America" by Leathermouth
Person 1: Um, ok then, I guess I'll avoid you from now on, as I worship Trump and the US flag on an unhealthy level

by xx_bloody_xx January 2, 2021

EGS UNITED

A secret society/cult of immortal anthropomorphic eggs.

I’m going to an EGS UNITED meeting today.

by Wide Eg December 17, 2020