unabomber

A person who refuses to use "new" technology, such as cellular phones, microwave ovens or the internet, for reasons ranging from pure laziness or technological incompetence to a form of pathological anti-technological snobbism.

Originally a man named Theodore Kaczynski who plotted to kill anyone contributing to techological advancement.

- I've waited for twenty minutes. Why didn't you call me?
- I don't have one of those portable phones.
- Dude, you're such a unabomber

by Gvprtskvini December 13, 2009

Unibomber

A person that will use your bathroom to take a dump that smells so bad you will end up having to get rid of your shower curtain.

I can tell the unibomber blew up the bathroom again-the smell hit me before I even got in the door!

by Bombstylingal December 5, 2020

Unibomber

That non-student friend who crashes all your uni parties trying to get off with anything that moves...

Luke: hey Alex, there's a big party down the student Union this weekend, wanna come?
Alex: too right! Got a spare bed?
Luke: Andy's due here too, but you know what a unibomber he is; he won't be 'sleeping' here at the weekend 😉

by JesusJonesUK February 9, 2023

Unibomber

That non-student friend who invites himself over for all your university parties and tries to get off with anything that moves

Luke: hey Alex, there's a big party down the student Union this weekend, want come?
Alex: too right! You got a room free?
Luke: well, Andy's here too, but you know what a unibomber he is... He won't be 'sleeping' here anyway... 🥳

by JesusJonesUK February 9, 2023

Unabomber

Unabomber (sexual) - When you are fucking your girlfriend at a sex party with a strap on in the missionary position, and as she sinks into the ecstasy of the moment she closes her eyes and stretches her arms above her head. Then when no one is looking, the short skinny guy who is wearing the hoodie all zipped up and acting all paranoid, pulls his penis out of his pants and drops his package (penis) in her hand without asking her or letting her know that it was coming.

I was banging my girlfriend at party, very much into each other and the moment when this guy gave her right hand a unabomber.

by Arch Bagger June 17, 2022

Uniboober

As a breast cancer survivor that has had a positive attitude with a sense of humor as I have spent the past 4 months pending surgery I have a Right breast only and have coined myself as a “Uniboober”

As a breast cancer survivor that has had a positive attitude with a sense of humor as I have spent the past 4 months pending surgery I have a Right breast only and have coined myself as a “Uniboober”

I am temporarily a “Uniboober” waiting for reconstructive surgery

by Kup2cake April 24, 2023